[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

rich people will vote against homeless shelters and then complain about homeless people existing in public...I hope someone kills you 👍

[k-ky]

If your girl says hockey night isn’t considered a “romantic date” show her this as a counter argument

[guerrillatech]

[girlballs-archive]

wake up babe, evil Brady Bunch just dropped

[weirdmageddon]

[dietspam16]

[yellowwperil]

girl help i’m being forced to work @ my job

[flourishingskeleton]

Do cats actually love their humans, or do they just tolerate us?

Cats definitely love their people. There's no question on that.

Your cat loves you. They enjoy your company, follow you around, offer and accept cuddles and snuggles. They have learned to speak in a specific voice to talk to you, because you cant hear their normal meows. Your cat doesn't care about the world around you, what people think of you or what you think of yourself. All that matters to them is what they think of you, and they think you are the best thing the world has ever given them.

Your cat loves you.

[frogbestfriend]

one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

[lordoftheinternet]

*panics and procrastinates simultaneously*

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

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[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[whatacompletebastard]

[lunarkittens]

every time i shower i’m like this is going to make me a brand new person

[windyvalleyzone]

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[shotfromguns]

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

[daftzilla]

Miette’s long lost brother, the betrayed sack of flour

[aceandanxious]

I have 100% done this to my parents 5 pound dogs.