Hey There!

[labias]

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

I really like the idea of an immortal being who loves memes

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

‘You’re 1008 years old why are you laughing so hard’

‘My friend, i have been alive countless human lifetimes and seen many things. I have seen the original production of hamlet, seen the king of rock himself perform, even rode horses with the king henry the 8th but i have never seen anything as entertaining as a surreal meme’

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

‘Wtf you’re like an ancient vampire and your favourite fucking joke is dat boi are you serious’

[fuckyeahharkavagrant-blog]

the bend

and slap

[fearliath-blog]

I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

[pettycentral]

[zachdoeslife-deactivated2020040]

Important discoveries being made over here.

[cymbal-5-deactivated20240905]

oh my god😂

[corny-calypso]

longlifebrooke

[thesporkidentity]

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

[forbiddenseason]

Has science gone too far

[aceangel105]

ME: OH SORRY

FRIEND: Don't say sorry it is all okay

ME: SORRY

[paprika]

[six-finger-plan]

freshman year vs senior year

[subtubitles]

[esteljune]

Playing video games while someone else’s watching

[hotdiggitydogblog]

[butt-berry]

Saying something risky right before you leave the conversation

[ruinedchildhood]

[aceangel105]

anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.

my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????

[teenscoolest]

[wnq-writers]

Healing is when you become something else, something better, and not something you were before.

juansendizon  (via wnq-writers)