sehnsucht

intp.entj.bi.aroace. trigger warning: I use this blog to cope with suicidal ideation, depressive tendencies, self-harm, anxiety, and overthinking. please be advised accordingly. 

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[berryinnit]

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

[turquoisemagpie]

Black Books.

[blizzardofjj]

[jeffcross5000]

[jenjen4280]

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.

[cookiescr]

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

[cookiescr]

they’re just vibing yknow?

[dimpledgucci]

porcupines do this too :)

[callingallcars]

i have excellent news about the manul cat

[radwolf76]

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

[lokeanrampant]

I am porcupine.

[krakensdottir]

Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh

Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:

[floridensis]

look at this squirrel

by inaturalist user gregslak

[hyenafiend-deactivated20220214]

@rhythpo

[thequeenofsastiel]

And let’s not forget the time an entire pride of ten lions decided to take a nap in a single tree

Yes these photos are real

[infinitemachine]

>Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me. I can’t make it an automatic reblog, myself. It has to be done manul-aly.

[ozempicofficial]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[bovineblogger]

What if there was a cow that could fly?

um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee

[bovineblogger]

fat little bumbalabee

[i-havenothingelsetopost]

bumbalamoo

[bovineblogger]

HOLY SHIT???!!!!!!!

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[aceatnight]

Even when you are the worst at something at some point, it's okay. We all gotta start somewhere. It's okay to just exist.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Generally my husband and I sleep in separate rooms anyway, because as a standup comedian his schedule is much later than mine; but, it's currently way too hot for two people in one room.

Yesterday I tried to buy a fan, but they're obviously sold out. I mentioned to Steff that I might try sleeping downstairs last night, since our living room is several degrees cooler than the rest of the house. And then, suddenly, at bed time, he ran away to the study, and I heard the sound of Enthusiastic But Dyspraxic Rummaging, and I had enough time to think "Oh no, there will Consequences" and then SUDDENLY, Tumblrs, SUDDENLY there he was triumphantly holding up an actual fucking desk fan.

(To my knowledge we have never owned a desk fan.)

And he was like "I remembered! :D We own this! :D :D :D"

And I was like. Since when.

And he was like "Since years! I got it for an Edinburgh show years ago when it was roasting hot in the room, and at the end of the run no one wanted to take it back. So I did. And now you can use it tonight! :D :D"

"But, don't you want to use it?" I said, baffled, and he gave me a solemn look.

"I love you more than I want to be comfortable," he said.

So I think I need to marry him again.

(This morning I discovered that there were indeed Consequences to the study.)

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[isuggestlandback]

If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"

Source: Lainey Molnar

[ziijsh1]

"Why do you talk so much about being intersex?"

Over 90% of parents of visibly intersex children opt for cosmetic surgery on their infants.

The ones that don't experience medical violence then, likely experience it as a teenager.

I didn't.

I am very rare in that I did not experience medical violence.

Why? Because I learned what intersexuality was as a young age, and I actively fought against what doctors wanted to do to me. All the way down to legal research on what medical care minors can be forced into. I remember walking into that doctor's appointment with the state law written down that proved that if I did not consent they could not do surgery.

That is why intersex activism is important. It saved me and it will save more.

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow