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#hatsune miku #vocaloid #picon #garando #airhead #triedtosing

the first letter of my group's first names spell DAB, so throughout the semester, we were signing off our email submissions with our names in that order and with the first letter progressively getting bigger to see if they would catch on

WELL!!! they did

#team dab!#it's actually the second time we work together #the first time we put a clipart of someone dabbing on every slide of our presentation as a joke

My hearing sucks sometimes...

Friend: want to stay over for dinner? I'm making ribs

Me: you're making what?

Friend: ribs

Me: ...huh??

Friend: ...ribs...

Me: ... you're making... merps?

(I have no idea why I kept hearing merps...)

#ribs #merps #misheard

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If you look in the mirror and don’t find yourself particularly attractive, don’t worry about it. You’re not ugly or anything, you’re just not your type.

aceofnotrade

wow that’s... oddly reassuring :0

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At some point, self-driving cars will go a route just to ensure you see certain stores or billboards, the real world equivalent of a pop ad.

aceofnotrade

but if i’m just scrolling my phone the whole time is there even a point??

Superman to the rescue

Today in the middle of class my professor received a phone call and answered pretending it was an awkward call from his mom but then we hear another ringtone and he says “sorry I got another call” and hangs up on his mom to answer another phone and pretends that the call is from Lois Lane and then he just exclaims “OK I GOTTA GO” and ran out of the classroom then came back wearing a Superman costume

#superman #this class is weird #lol

krshima

Tsukishima Kei ✧ Happy Birthday! (September 27th)

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EAT becomes FAT if you don’t draw the line

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Targeted ads would be so much better if they would stop advertising for something you already bought

aceofnotrade

agreed

Phone awkward

I rarely call people

once I called my friend and she didn’t have caller ID so she asked me who I was

I WAVED and said “It’s me!” and there was a long awkward silence before I realized I was on the phone and that she can’t see that I just waved and she still has no idea who I am

#awkward #phone call #fail