The fucking Proto ever

Jade | Genderfluid Autistic Furry Artist | Command & conquer and Ace Combat enthusiast. | Leftist Bitch. | She/They pronouns. | Insta blocks Zionists & Transphobes

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[16-14]

kneads into your timeline because i'm sweet and cute and you allow me because you love me

[16-14]

does it faster when you aren't looking

[cetitan]

[deluge-daydream]

GASTER IN HALF LIFE

[haunted-xander]

Mentors in Deltarune are either a dead old man or an anime twink trying to fuck your dad

Alternatively:

[ratfuck]

youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position

[irisbleufic]

[sonichedgeblog]

In ‘Sonic Adventure 2′s Security Hall level there’s a bunch of money flowing about freely. This is the texture used on that money.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[segamascott]

[human-pet-they]

They’re adding soulslike elements to Grindr

[spadefish]

[hotcrossedfangs]

He listened to her ❤️

[epilepticsaints]

[beemovieerotica]

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

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