In This House, We Protect This Mouse

Squeak! Squeak!

[tiktoks-we-like]

[potatocrisp]

Gettin the good ads again

[catchymemes]

[musingsofaraven]

Unless you speak whatever the language in this is (maybe Russian? It sounds at least related to Russian), you won’t understand exactly what they’re saying

You will however, understand exactly what they’re saying from the context of the video

And you will get to hear this person’s wonderful laughter

Sound definitely needs to be on

[i-llbedammned]

Sounds like German to me, but this is hilariously bad planning.

[hyperactivehedgehog]

It’s definitly not german, but god i need to know who planned this bathroom

[erebus0dora]

it is 100% Russian, and i am wheezing in the same language now

[lowestechelonabomination]

going to attempt a rough translation because this is so funny to me

it’s not going to be very literal because trying to translate every mumbled phrase and conversational word will be Very Annoying

“So here’s your–here’s our hotel room. The door to the bathroom is clear, so you enter the bathroom, and everything’s normal, you look at yourself, and everyone who’s in the hallway can see you. And over here’s the shower, it’s relatively private. You enter the shower, and like wash yourself– *breaks down laughing* Well okay okay, you decide to wash your hands, or sit down on the toilet and– *another fit of laughter* Fine, fine, it’s actually all okay because you grab this and you…uh, and you’re like ‘I want some privacy’”, and you close–you close the curtain, and then you close this curtain– *laughs* And you close that curtain too, and now you want to sit on the toilet and you’re like ‘Okay everything’s closed, you can’t see in", and so you sit down on the toilet– *intense laughter*“

[entities-of-posts]

The Beholding

[anh3-donia]

insane goodwill pickup

[pukicho]

Tumblr, I might’ve already done that

[pancakeke]

opening lots of packs on wikigacha and these cards are making it seem like the bulk of wikipedia pages are football players, moths, and japanese train stations.

[pancakeke]

favorite card so far

[radatav]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

You ever see a post that just looks like someone swinging an incredibly high resolution bat at an impossibly busty hornet’s nest?

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[dogpuppy]

[imjunebitch]

the woke mob is after you? dude that's a new one. I've never heard of that. which version of mine craft are u playign

[ouppygirlpaws]

🦠 #my crobe

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[muzzlesbian]

ublock origin is not enough i need advertisers to feel physical pain

[clowntainment]

[magnetic-deflection]

m,y tuube:)

[touchiesgoddess]

so fucking stupid that shaving doesn't make the hair stop growing there. i told you to stop that

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with