In This House, We Protect This Mouse

Squeak! Squeak!

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

I agree This is an outrage!,…

This bald guy fucking sucks

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what is happening. is it because the fish is naked

[jame7t]

fuck. I just had my amazing digital breakfast.

[christianstepmoms]

Terrible news! There's been a massive recall!

Prepare for your Amazing Digital Salmonella!

[jame7t]

Jesus Christ. I have to call my friends Jax, Pomni, Eel, Ragatha, Kingler, Crane, Zooble, Spiral, Whisper, Whimper, Dr. Curmudgeon, Cryptotheism, Hollow Mile, Randy, Dan Randy, Zooble, Zort, Grindr, Lucky, Fucker 2, Edwain, Sorceror, BattleMeal, Mr Beast, and all of the Amazing Digital Crew to warn them!!!

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

[cpericardium]

[cilantrhoes]

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[randomencounters]

Encounter: Toronto Baseball Warlock

[sabertoothwalrus]

aint it crazy how everyone is famous nowadays and yet I dont know who anyone is. there are countless people that will have more followers on instagram than the population of Sacramento and no one I know irl has ever heard of them

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

[peppermoths]

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

[peppermoths]

[cheddar-baby]

not a cat, first off

[cheddar-baby]

snale

[dogpuppy]

[darkditzy]

happy pride month everybody

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

[speculative]

Taiko no triangleposting by airuei

[johncraft2003]