Broken-ass Greed

Manga-based Greedling RP Blog from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Active

[followtheflowerboy]

Another Huevember. I'm starting to think I should try these kind of challenges more often, I get some good stuff out of it.

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!!!! Comes at him for hugs, but she's still got holy soap in hand.

          “ That was not the welcome I had in mind.”

     Greed calmly moves into her attack-hug and grasps her offending soap arm with one hand, keeping it safely out of the way – and perhaps going so far as to remove it from her hand. His other arm slides around her waist and twirls them slightly to arrest her undoubtedly excessive forward momentum. Once slowed he ducks in for a kiss.

          “ Careful with the soap, Lan Fan.              I already had my bath today. ”

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     “ Well if there’s one thing I learned,        the Holy Soap is a sign of progress. ”

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Gives her the kissus

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Greed’s birthday is today and I’m still proud as hell about his natal chart.

[electricpoetryinmotion]

Here’s my final piece with the theme “monster forms” and based on the 03 version of the Nest for the @devilsnestzine ! It was such an honor to work with so many other talented artists, and I’m so looking forward to seeing the printed final product! :D

[rp-helpdesk]

anonymous impressions

☁︎  I was intimidated by your disposition/afraid to follow/send an ask to

♨︎  you seem really chill and I can’t wait to start writing with you!

♕  I’m impressed with your writing! 

✘  I don’t like your writing

✁  we used to write together, but we don’t anymore.

♋︎  I feel like we’re really similar and would get along well.

♡  I have a tumblr crush on you

☯︎  you’ve helped me improve my writing 

₪  I still haven’t had the courage to send you an ask/reach out to you

℥  I envy you for _____ reason

∞  I hope we write for a really long time!

∅  you annoy me

☛  I have something I need to tell you in IMs

❤︎  you are my favorite writer of your muse

❉  I’ve followed you for a long time

▼ I’ve heard bad things about you

▲ I’ve heard good things about you

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I had a weird, empty feeling inside me. Not a bad sort of empty. It was a sort of lack of sensation, like being in pain for a long time and then suddenly realizing that you’re not anymore.

Maggie Stiefvater

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I.....love you.

          “ Glad we agree, I love me too. ”

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DATING DIVERSION

Dating Strengths

Independence - 100%

Financial Situation - 92.3%

Adventurousness - 91.7%

Appearance - 87.5%

Varied Interests - 85.7%

Open-Mindedness - 81.8%

Flirtiness - 75%

Dating Weaknesses

Vanity - 100%

Arrogance - 75%

Negative Reputation - 66.7%

Independence - Your strong sense of independence comes in handy while dating.  You are not held back or tied down; you are free to pursue your interests. Financial Situation - You've got your financial situation under control, which is a very desirable quality. Be careful to avoid men who are only interested in your money. Adventurousness - You are willing to try new things and be spontaneous.  You want to get out there and really live, and you will attract people with a similar love of life. Appearance - Despite what some will say, appearance matters in dating.  You get high marks on appearance.  Just make sure you balance it out with other qualities. Varied Interests - You don't limit yourself, and that's a dating asset.  Your varied interests make you available and interesting to a wider range of men. Open-Mindedness - You are open to trying new things and entertaining new ideas, and this widens your pool of available men. Flirtiness - Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. Being flirtatious will open up many dating opportunities.

Vanity - Learn to put a lower priority on looks.  Appearance is, of course, important, but vanity is undesirable.  The only people you will attract are the superficial. Arrogance - You are a bit full of yourself. You need to practice a little humility now and then, as arrogance can be a turn-off. Negative Reputation - Your reputation may be working against you.  Sometimes this is impossible to control, but try to counter-act it by presenting yourself in positive ways.

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Am I the only one who believes that Greed (secretly) loves the song Baby Shark?

               “ … you’re alone on that one.”

         .He’d maybe sing it to babies (Bao’s too old), but definitely with most of it changed. Especially the ending. Chomp chomp chomp dead little fishies.

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that u a lil' bitch, Greed

          “ Has Envy been feeding you lies? ”

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          “ . . .  you have my attention. “

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

As the temperatures in the northern hemisphere are on the rise, I’d just like to say:

Please stop making fun of British people for “not being able to take the heat”.

Summer temperatures these past few years have been unprecedented, and this country is not equipped to deal with it. 2018 was England’s hottest summer in history with temperatures reaching almost 40C in places. The next few summers are all predicted to be bad too.

In case you’re not aware, we don’t have air conditioning, we don’t have ceiling fans, our houses aren’t built to keep us cool, we’re not used to temperatures like these because it shouldn’t be this hot (thank you climate change!). I work in the NHS and I can tell you people literally get sick during heatwaves. It’s not a laughing matter. I also say all this as an Indian person who knows what heat is, and can deal fine with 30C temperatures in Mumbai but completely melt when it goes over 25C in London, because here in Britain it’s a completely different feel whether you’re accustomed to heat or not.

So yeah, this year please think twice before making those posts laughing at “haha look at those British people who suffer in temperatures that are normal where I live!” because surprise surprise, it’s not funny, it’s an actual real problem.

[secretagentspydetectiveninja]

There’s currently a heatwave in Europe and people are dropping like flies – temperatures were over 45C in parts of France yesterday and here where I live it’s set to go above 32C, which almost NEVER happens. So reminder: we don’t have any air conditioning, our houses are built to trap heat, and it’s not cool to make fun of us for this.

[preeshera]

Also a friendly reminder that labor laws in most places like this very often don’t account for the uncommonly hot temperatures - for example, while in the UK, if the temperature of your workplace is below 15°C your employer is required by law to release you from work until they fix it. But there is no upper limit, and while some companies are considerate, many aren’t. And as with everything, this disproportionately affects the poor, working class folk who cannot afford missing time off their job(s), in this essay I will

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“My my, I do hope that expression is an indication that my overt presence was missed.

“Oh, and by the by, worry not, for I had most definitely been keeping my eye on you.”

          “ I was just wondering where my              STALKER had gone.

                        Lo and behold he appears. ”