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[fractally]

Re Ilya being the one obsessing about marriage I loooooove how their post Tampa dynamic is like

Shane: listen I like you and I think you like me too

Ilya: ok SO WHAT. What are we gonna do. Hold hands?? Kiss on the ice?? Get married?? Have three kids and a vacation home in the Dolomites because I know you’d love the skiing there?? Whisper to each other each night how lucky we are to have found each other? Die hand in hand like the end of the Notebook? Don’t be RIDICULOUS Hollander how could you even think about these things

Shane: I was thinking maybe starting with like you could come over?

[jjungkkook]

[jjungkkook]

Once you watch the documentary, you probably won't be able to see us as "mysterious" anymore.

[taee]

taehyung's never giving up on his dream for yoongi to pole dance

[disorientation]

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[sugar-petals]

fuck yes it’s BTS doing the undereye blush. i was waiting for it

[ksee90]

I said these 3 were gonna be a problem.

They just keep proving me right.

THEY ARE OWNING THIS COMEBACK AND I AM SAT.

HOOLIGANS

Fucking MENACES

I cannot with this music video

I'm gonna be stuck here for a bit 😭😭🙃

[daffyjjk]

the makeup here looks immaculate and really impressive…they created an evil gothic look, but you can still see those soft boba eyes peeking through 🖤

[ellyverse]

HOOLIGAN — JEON JUNGKOOK 👄✨

[daffyjjk]

I honestly have no words for these two right here!!!!

[jjungkkook]

BTS 'Hooligan' Official MV

[ly-singularity]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha-hooligan!

designed some photocards as freebies for tour - see ya in standford, vegas and los angeles!

[trashcanniballecter]

Random hockey player: Shane Hollander loves hockey so much that he'd probably marry it if he could!

Shane: *marries generational hockey player and living legend Ilya Rozanov*

Random hockey player: well I'll be damned! The crazy son of a bitch did it!

[random-incorrect-things]

Jungkook: *whispering to Taehyung* You know, dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Seokjin is walking among us.

Taehyung: *wheeze laughs*

Seokjin: Listen here you little shit-

[meedinuku]

He's never beating those fake maknae allegations.

+ jihope reaction bonus:

[snail-mail-33]

okay okay so, because of Yuna "slut him out" Hollander, the whole world already thinks Shane is a hot mfer but Ilya, whilst obviously an attractive man, has not had the same exposure. Like he's done interviews shirtless and posted things on insta that made enough people feral so he has a small but determined army of stans, but it's not like a universally accepted fact that he's hot af. Most people only see him almost completely engulfed in hockey gear being an asshole.

So when Hollanov is revealed, there's probably a bunch of outrage about how Shane could do better etc. Ilya is not too bothered about this (because he agrees) but Shane is fuming. So he sets Yuna on the case who gets him a very horned up Ciroc advert and a joint Calvin Klein campaign and the entire world is like omfg my bad good pull Shane lol #beefcake4beefcake

[jjungkkook]

The real maknae gets to choose first