I find this frenzy insufficient...

@acertainzest

Just another Castle fan, incognito, hiding from my other fandom identities. Read my fanfic at ffnet or AO3. Age: over 40. Location: east coast USA. Ethos: benign sarcasm.

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optimusxmello

acertainzest

ooh look @i-prefer-west-side it you ;)

bewareofchickens-deactivated202

sweet-bitsy

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

taopopop

C'est les swimming poules

pandas-and-squirrels

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

#queue

everythingfox

(via)

memewhore

becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

peripetyy

Plotting, scheming, etc.

enbydemirainbowbigfoot

Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love

red-king4

moringmark

humblegrub

she was 🚫 NOT 🚫 invited 😤😤😤

So uhh... am I back on tumblr? Is this thing on? What have I missed?

I didn’t even remember my password, it’s been so long. *Facepalm*

thenatsdorf

Cockatoo socializing with veterinary staff.

disgustinganimals

If you can’t get a ring fit there’s always this video I guess…

brigwife-deactivated20240426

I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class

brigwife-deactivated20240426

YOU CAN’T BEAT THIS SHIT

d-exclamation

And my new favorite:

cincoflex

I am muffling my giggles since it’s six AM here, but these are hilarious.

#queue

Xmas fics of yore

Well, it becomes clear that I won’t be doing a new Xmas fic this year, so here’s a list of the Xmas fics I wrote in previous years:

The smutty one: Wine and Mistletoe

The silly one: What To My Wondering Eyes Should Appear

The silly AND smutty one: Making Merry

The kinda angsty one but with a happy ending of course: To Face Unafraid

And of course, my magnum opus(?), the very long AU: The Life of Sound (which also has several sequels if you’re so inclined, although they aren’t Christmassy)

Bonus New Year’s Eve fic: Chain of Events

Enjoy!

#castle fanfic #my fic #christmas #throwbacks

ao3tagoftheday

Sex ed question if you are feeling it AT YOUR CONVENIENCE: how badly is it supposed hurt for a vagina-possessing person to lose their virginity? Like, is a dull stabbing normal? I know one will, like, bleed and stuff, and that amount can vary.

Hi. Hello. Friend. Are you listening to me? Look me in the eyes (metaphorically). Pay attention. Ok? Ok.

Sex should not fucking hurt

Never. Under any circumstances. Not your first time, not your hundredth time. It should not hurt.

(Unless you’re into that, obviously. In which case it should hurt only in specific, well-controlled, and pre-negotiated ways.)

If someone tells you that having sex will hurt or should hurt, they can go fuck themselves. They are making excuses.

If something hurts, stop. Tell your partner to stop. Add more lube. Try more foreplay. Change positions. Do something different. You deserve better than lying there being in pain because you think there’s nothing you can do about it.

Sometimes, people have medical conditions that cause sex to be painful. That’s no one’s fault. If sex is consistently uncomfortable for you, talk to your doctor. You deserve better than tolerating persistent discomfort because your body isn’t cooperating with you.

Sometimes, people have anxiety or trauma which causes their bodies to tense, thereby making sex painful and difficult. That’s no one’s fault (or, in the case of trauma, it’s the fault of whoever inflicted that trauma). If sex is anxiety-inducing for you, see a therapist. You deserve better than anxiety that makes sex painful when it should be pleasurable.

Sometimes, people’s partners are careless or thoughtless or malicious, and don’t pay attention when their partner is in pain. That’s the fault of the person ignoring their partner’s needs. If your partner won’t stop when you’re in pain, stop having sex with that person. You deserve a partner who values you and is attentive to your needs.

I’ve gotten this question before, and I’m sure I’ll get it again. So I want this on the record:

You should not be thinking about how to minimize the pain you experience during sex. You deserve sex that does not hurt. Got it?

swainlake

“imagine your otp”

i do. always. in literally every scenario.

#it me #caskett

castlefanfics

Making a list...of Christmas fanfic

Pegship here, minding the store for Alex! Here’s a master list of all the Castle Christmas fic recs from this blog, as well as some more recent works from AO3 and FFNet. Enjoy.

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