quit whining and do something, tiny baby

i regularly post nsfw under #art // bad at tagging // minors fuck off header is a screenshot from The Long Dark; icon is art by Chris Long

[toppingilyarozanov]

about me: elder millennial/fandom grandma

about this blog: all hours are playboyy (NSFW) posting hours, at the moment there's also a lot of heated rivalry, vampire chronicles, and some half-man.

i occasionally make political posts, typically tagged with #politics; or #us politics or other country-specific tags. i post news under #current events and specifically good/uplifting news under #good news. i reblog resources under #resources.

not all of my posts that fall outside these areas are tagged, but all fandom posts are tagged with the fandom.

i can be messaged here or contacted privately via discord, i'm llugarn and use the same icon.

my block policy: i block for no reason at all, so i don't have to see things on my dash because my dash is my fun zone. tumblr doesn't have a mute option, thus, this is what i must do.

because it's not personal, i don't care if you evade the block in order to interact genuinely. i unblock people often. it's just about making sure my dash is a fun experience to scroll through. thanks!

[allesfresser]

His tomato🍅

[pipshinwhatever]

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

[doctorprofessorsong]

As an older queer, allow me to say: the walls of the closet are load-bearing. It is our job as a community to stand in front of that door and tell everyone who wants to peek inside to fuck off.

There are so many reasons a person may choose not to come out and there is no reason a person would owe the public or a stranger that information. Certainly it's not owed simply because someone is famous.

We have fought for decades to make it safer for people to be open and authentic about themselves, but we are not yet there. And even if we were, the closet would still be something we need to maintain for those who are not ready to reveal that part of themselves.

[warmhappycat]

May we never become so obsessed with representation that we forget the sanctity of privacy.

[verymarykate]

80's Mom's, Part 2 - More Parenting in the 80's

[vaspider]

Most of this is right, but uh... you had to be really exceptional to have internet in your house in the 80s. My mom had an .edu address and a portable computer about the size of a carry-on suitcase, and we didn't have internet in the house until about 1992. Most people did not have internet until several years after that.

I know of one person whose dad had internet at home in the 80s, which was just email, but he literally designed hard drive technology for Seagate and 3M.

[misanthropemom]

We had dial up internet starting about in 84. Because I was a whiny little teenager. My mother in the 80s never wore any Miami Vice colors.

[vaspider]

See, that's really fucking exceptional. Did you have a local BBS, or what were you connecting to? There weren't a lot of commercial services in 1984.

[connorstorriegifs]

Connor Storrie | 2021 | 📷 Levi Campello

[lizzybizzyart]

1410

wow i love cinematography

[hellenhighwater]

His arms

they look so stupid

[hellenhighwater]

[hellenhighwater]

Meanwhile, Malice is pretending her brother is not trying and failing to cast magic missile in the background.

[hellenhighwater]

Mayhem is the Chosen One. Obviously.

[mina-logan]

“Shane, how does it feel to be back on Montreal ice?”

[softgrlfriend]

I have been nothing but elusive and difficult to you and this is how you treat me

[boitterfly]

[mithartu]

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

[smokingrozanov]

Justice Smith you are going to look so beautiful giving that guy a disdainful look as he casts his haunted miserable gaze onto your millennial Pride pins

[kalichnikov]

[mspaintly]

[surprisebitch]

this was so wild

[camille-the-space-ghost]

Someone explain

[thefirstanomally]

The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.

In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.

The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.

The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.

[amishsicario]

[yd12k]

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

[spiral-dragon-king]

[crack-fic-casey]

This is the worst website ever and I love it.

[chonklatez]

@21st-century-minutiae

[cranberrymoons]

Which is better underboob, side boob or cleavage?

which is better, joy love or happiness??????????

[parkchanwoohoo]

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[potatomode]

Pls. do not re-post or use outside of tumblr without my permission.