Dr. Colress N. Achroma

[achromatic-code]

Yes. I am the real Colress.

No. You will not be able to find my location via this account, I'm smarter than that.

I'm open for questions, comments, and most importantly, concerns.

[teamplasma-official]

I SWALLOWED A MARBLE HAHA. HOW ARE YOU ROTOMBLR

[achromatic-code]

Better than you, I presume.

[teamplasma-official]

oh haha hahaha it's one of you haha how's your day ahaha

[achromatic-code]

My day was fine. What do you mean "one of you"?

[teamplasma-official]

I SWALLOWED A MARBLE HAHA. HOW ARE YOU ROTOMBLR

[achromatic-code]

Better than you, I presume.

[incorrect-pokevillains]

Colress (guy who caused it): I’m staying out of this

[achromatic-code]

Look at what she needs to mimic a fraction of my power. - Bee

[realpokemon]

things that ARE appropriate during pride month: - taking your (crowd-safe) pokémon to pride - giving your pokémon flag accessories or using non-toxic dye - destroy transphobe with hyper beam

things that AREN'T appropriate during pride month: - recruiting the leaders of several terrorist organizations from alternate timelines where they've killed millions of people and harnessing the power of their various legendary pokémon to conquer all of reality

[teamplasma-official]

I had a dream that Maxie from team magma and professor Sycamore got married 😁😁😁😆!!!! 💏💏💏💏💏💏

[achromatic-code]

An amusing thought. I'm acquainted with Maxie, at least an instance of him in the multiverse we call home.

I can't help but feel that Sycamore might be a tad too intelligent and a bit too scrawny for his tastes.

[teamplasma-official]

if you're a ghetsis please say hi to me haha it's for my mental health

[zacianwalker]

i'm new to rotomblr what is a ghetsis?

[teamplasma-official]

A PERSON. A VERY BAD PERSON. THE LEADER OF TEAM PLASMA

[achromatic-code]

You're doing great, Briar.

[achromatic-code]

Apologies. I was... distracted. For two days.

[genesissaturna]

Escaping Unovan law enforcement

[achromatic-code]

This. Is accurate, yes.

[skylertheminish]

Which of your pokemon (or anything else. Doesn't have to be pokemon) would you have to pay cheese tax to?

[achromatic-code]

All of them. It does not matter if they have mouths or not. They demand payment.

[achromatic-code]

Apologies. I was... distracted. For two days.

[teamplasma-official]

Congratulations on your escape from Plasma, Briar. If you or your friend need anything, I will do my best to provide. -@achromatic-code

thank you Colress 😆😆😆😆 !!!! do you think I can go catch pokemon now???? 😁

[local-zoroark-lover]

I think so! Just make sure you do lots and lots of research into the Pokémon you catch! It’d probably be best to get something similar to your current Pokémon!

[teamplasma-official]

there are a bunch of deerling here 😆😆 and basculin 😁. but I'm thinking maractus. or maybe ducklett?

[achromatic-code]

I've done extensive research into most known Unovan Pokémon, if you'd like any help.

Let me send you a few Pokéballs as well.

[achromatic-code]

I have returned to my blog. Pokémon takeover event over. I will once again be managing any and all posts on this account. But since my Pokemon have made themselves known, they'll probably be coming and going as they please. As usual.

[achromatic-code]

Byte from @bit-and-byte here,

How secure are your systems?

M̵y̵ ̵e̶x̷i̷s̵t̷e̷n̸c̵e̸ ̵i̷s̴ ̴d̶e̷d̷i̵c̸a̶t̴e̴d̵ ̴m̸o̶s̸t̸l̶y̸ ̴t̶o̶ ̷t̷h̸e̵ ̷u̵p̷k̶e̷e̶p̵ ̷o̴f̵ ̶o̷u̵r̵ ̶s̶y̵s̷t̷e̶m̶s̸.̶ ̵T̷h̷a̸t̸ ̴i̵s̸ ̶t̶o̵ ̷s̴a̷y̵ ̸t̵h̷a̴t̵ ̵o̷u̴r̸ ̴s̶y̶s̴t̵e̴m̷s̶ ̵a̸r̸e̷ ̸m̴o̸r̶e̵ ̵t̵h̴a̸n̵ ̶s̴t̴r̵o̸n̶g̶ ̴e̵n̸o̷u̷g̷h̷ ̵t̸o̵ ̷k̶e̷e̷p̷ ̵a̸n̸y̴ ̵i̷n̷v̵a̷d̵e̵r̵s̷ ̸o̷u̸t̷.̵ -F̶i̸r̵e̸w̵a̵l̶l̵.̶

Firewall says "My existence is dedicated to mostly to the upkeep of our systems. That is to say that our systems are more than strong enough to keep any invaders out." - Bee

T̴h̸a̶n̵k̷s̴.̴

[teamplasma-official]

Hey, Briar! Bee from @achromatic-code here! Colress had his computer confiscated for the crime of working too much so if you want to know anything about us (Colress' Pokémon), now's the time to get answers straight from the source!

PLASMAAAA! DOES HE TREAT YOU WELL!? HOW MANY POKEMON DOES HE HAVE!? WHAT KIND OF POKEMON ARE HIS POKEMON!? CAN ALL OF THEM TALK!?

[achromatic-code]

All good questions!

There are six of us, so a full party. Alloy and myself are the only ones who can directly communicate without some kind of translator, though.

Psychic Pokémon are cool like that 😎

Technically speaking, Colress qualifies as a Steel-Type specialist but it's more theming than a type specialty.

Col treats us well, and we take care of him (read: steal his computers) in turn.

He takes time to polish Kovar, Alloy, and Hevel, and defragment Firewall.

Photon and I are almost low-maintenance in comparison.

[teamplasma-official]

PLASMAAA! IM GLAD HE TREATS YOU WITH DECENCY! THATS A VERY RARE THING FOR US HUMANS TO BE ABLE TO DO!!!!

PLEASE GIVE HIM A HAIRCUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

[achromatic-code]

Mad? No! He was indignant the first time, so Kovar started just laying on top of him to keep him in bed while Firewall and Photon locked him out of all of his computers.

He told us that having a Magnezone lay on top of someone constituted torture and then I reminded him that he froze a city and had no room to talk!

As for Colress's hair...

While it's true that it just grows like that and will therefore keep coming back, he also just likes it.

(Also, Col without his hair thingy is CURSED)

[achromatic-code]

Hi Bee. Mocha wants to know if you guys have access to The Doctor's money. The look in her eyes makes me beg you to say no. - Evo

Mocha Speaking! Say yes. Please. Pretty please.

-- @mono-rainbow

We have all sorts of money! And no Colress to stop us from spending it! - Bee

[mono-rainbow]

Mocha Speaking! I have several suggestions of what to buy, which may or may not include a life size cutout of Colress and several kinds of fireworks.

Please do not buy her fireworks. They will more than kely go off when you don't want them to - Evo

[achromatic-code]

As long as Col isn't implicated in any crimes, I see nothing but positives! - Bee

[teamplasma-official]

Hey, Briar! Bee from @achromatic-code here! Colress had his computer confiscated for the crime of working too much so if you want to know anything about us (Colress' Pokémon), now's the time to get answers straight from the source!

PLASMAAAA! DOES HE TREAT YOU WELL!? HOW MANY POKEMON DOES HE HAVE!? WHAT KIND OF POKEMON ARE HIS POKEMON!? CAN ALL OF THEM TALK!?

[achromatic-code]

All good questions!

There are six of us, so a full party. Alloy and myself are the only ones who can directly communicate without some kind of translator, though.

Psychic Pokémon are cool like that 😎

Technically speaking, Colress qualifies as a Steel-Type specialist but it's more theming than a type specialty.

Col treats us well, and we take care of him (read: steal his computers) in turn.

He takes time to polish Kovar, Alloy, and Hevel, and defragment Firewall.

Photon and I are almost low-maintenance in comparison.