[gayllotine]

when u crinkle literally any bag and ur cat comes Runnin:

[yermemeblog]

THICC BOIIII SQUAD

[skaals]

war. war never changes.

[that-wildwolf]

The titles of all the main characters from Fallout games explained by a dictionary and it’s a m a z i n g

[bobbauerflower-blog]

‘ Spiky Leaf Seed ‘    Scanned and color altered plants at high resolution by Bob Bauer.

http://bobbauerflower.tumblr.com/

[candleghost]

[luminous-void]

Denis Forkas Kostromitin, Study for Andromeda II, 2013

[weloveshortvideos]

[haitianvixen]

YOOOOO IM CRYIN

[acid-qveen]

Is he eating a tamal

[prasejeebus]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

who the fuck is this

[lactonicangel]

I thought this was Keanu reeves

[onlyblackgirl]

Considered by whom?

[chittychittybangbang223]

Not me that’s for damn sure

[imoverallofit]

A damn lie, I won’t let the devil take my joy…

[kenyanxgyal-deactivated20191123]

LMFAO nooooo stop with the lies god does not like ugly

[canecadet]

What????

[5tacks]

[amoisthobo]

#RIPVine

[emojispellz]

🔮✨🎃🌙🐱🌙🎃✨🔮

Emoji spell to protect all cats from harm this halloween. Likes charge, reblog cast.

[sixpenceee]

The Price of Sugar

by reddit user Cymoril_Melnibone

When I was a little girl, if you’d asked me what I wanted to be, ‘starving artist’ wouldn’t have even been on the list.

Most likely I would have told you ‘a dinosaur’ or ‘an astronaut’ – and later, when I realised that children couldn’t become dinosaurs and brown girls from New Zealand couldn’t become astronauts, I would have said ‘a teacher’ or ‘a nurse’. At school I got progressively worse at every subject but English and Art, but in my teens my aunty got me a part-time job as a cleaner at the local hospital. I thought at the time that the money wasn’t too awful, and I was good at it. I enjoyed cleaning; even if sometimes what I was cleaning was explosive diarrhoea or blood-laced vomit.

After a while you got used to most of the smells. Well, except for Clostridium difficile – otherwise known as ‘C. Diff’. But thankfully I rarely had to clean up after one of those patients.

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[torreymerrittphotography]

The perfect cabin for a drizzly October day in Washington.

insta | website

[outofcontextarthur]

what would furries look like in the arthur-verse

[darwinquark]

The fucking song and the hysterically thrown pillow that misses by ten feet and the prolonged scream and then it just runs out of cord and anticlimactically tips over I’m deceased.

[dailygyllenhaals-deactivated202]

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (09/17/2013)

[williamclarkgable]

A bewhiskered Clark Gable dines off the set of The Call of the Wild, 1935

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*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[ogseitai]

i respectfully request that we bring this meme back because i think it came before its time. we werent ready in 2013. i think were ready now