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Hi, I'm Mike! In this blog, you will find various quantities of Hannah Hart & The Holy Trinity, roller derby, and photography. With a few cats thrown in too.

[weloveshortvideos]

Guillotine vs a spray paint can.

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

this caption is so deceptive, this video is so much more than that

[sr-roto]

audio On 😂😂😂

[theygender]

For blind/visually impaired folks: The instruments being used to recreate these songs are two kazoos, a plastic shopping bag, a metal colander pot, a basting brush, an empty water jug, and a thin sheet of plastic, all being played by two people in an empty parking garage for the acoustics

For deaf/HoH folks: The songs being played here are near perfect renditions of the 20th Century Fox theme, the Pirates of the Caribbean theme, and the Mission Impossible theme

[interestingmistakes]

I can't get over how he just grabs her head and shakes while she plays kazoo to make the opening trill to the mission impossible theme

[6irlpet]

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

[catasters]

[sacred-portal]

[ophilosoraptoro]

Saving this for the end of April

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man

[alientitty]

💀

[cosmicretreat]

[lampshadefrankly]

we need John green to buy tumblr

@sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I do often think, "You know what's missing from my life? 200,000 nerds yelling at me every day."

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I think bread is a super underrated invention. I am very grateful to the ancestors for bread. I bet it was a lot of work to figure it out and everything.

Everyone's always like, "The wheel! Masonry!" But what about fucking bread, you know? 15,000 years old and arguably better than ever.

[femaleshits]

[angrybagel]

retro computer transparencies

Amiga 4000 (1992)

Apple II Plus (1979)

Apple III (1980)

Macintosh XL (1985)

Commodore 2001 Series (c. 1970s)

Apple Macintosh Quadra 700 w/ Portrait Monitor (1991)

Q1 Lite Micro Computer (c.1980)

Apple LISA 2/10 (1985)

NeXTcube (1988)

i have several of these in way higher res if you need that for an edit, just message me

[wilwheaton]

via r/risa

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[quillusquillus]

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

[adestroy]

Overcorrection

[perrfectly]

Photo by Kristopher Roller

[gadawg-404]

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