Lime-offical @lime-offical - Tumblr Blog

During these cold winder months, as the holidays begin to pass us by, I have one important message for everyone, something that could help people stay happy, in the holiday spirits.

EAT AN ENTIRE LIME WHOLE AND THEN CHUG LIMONADE

It's a great way to get in the holiday spirits and it tastes fucking amazing

#the lime said

satan-offical

15 years, huh?

That's one year of my life on Tumblr.

I've been Satan longer than I have been doing my GCSES.

You could ask, do I regret it? With all the hate, the harm, the horrible things said, especially towards me?

I don't even have to think.

No.

I don't regret it. Not at all.

Happy 15th birthday to me, and 1 year anniversary of this account!!

lime-offical

HAPPY LATE 15TH BIRTHDAY SATAN!! WE'RE SO GLAD YOU'RE ON TUMBLR!!

#the officalverse #officalverse #the lime said #the lime rebloged

profain-offical

I MIGHT BE COOKING WITH A DRAWING RN NGL

lemon-offical

Why would you cook with a drawing?

A pan is so much easier

lime-offical

I would say a pot, cooking with a pansexual as your pot seems quite difficult.

#officalverse #profain offical #the lime rebloged #the lime said

cranberry-branflakes

okay yknow what if this post gets to 10k before december 1st I'll dye my hair

ideas under the cut

thevalkyrieflies

oh i have an idea i'm turning ts into a tag game or two

what's your favorite holiday/winter/christmas song?

mine is holidays by conan gray or snowman by sia :D

TAGS (bran you've made such a big mistake)

finnthephrog

look at this from nightmare before Christmas

NO PRESSURE TO REBLOG I JS TAGGED MOST MOOTS HAVE FUN WITH THIS LOVELYS

IF YOU DONT LIKE TAG GAMES LMK IM SORRY

bugg-thing

I gotta go with the classic 'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas'

@stank-bugg @jnadvich uhhh + anyone who wants to :]

stank-bugg

Hmm yeah I have no clue-

LAAAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE YOU MY HEARTT BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE IT AWAYY THIIIS YEAR TO SAVE ME FROM TEARSS ILL GIVE IT TO SOMEONE SPECIAL SPECIALL

@whosdeven @calciumhasarrived @weepingmuppet @desolatelyfrenziedheart @alexeatstables @unspecifiedchaos @pal-the-theater-creature +open tags!!

unspecifiedchaos

Fairytale of New York. My dad used to play it a lot on guitar.

@thefirst-leadhead @emocabin10boy @shot-of-moonshine @harpdoodles @l0ve3li

harpdoodles

Carol of the Bells has no right to go as hard as it does

@mysteriouslypalecollective @rabiesbites @meowcreep @pepperpeltz @kindregardsfrommylifetoyours (+open tags)

kindregardsfrommylifetoyours

CAROL OF THE BELLS IS SO GOOD but I am a huge fan of have yourself a merry little christmas <3

@ivysbea, @chaos-ducks, @ambrosiacoloredsoul, @aldestroyerofworlds, @ang3l-ocean, @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow, @t0mmmy, @amisliveshow, @poet-0f-crystalz,@omgkawaiidazai + open tags!

ang3l-ocean

iiiii…. don’t want a lot fooooOoor christmaaaAaasss…. THEreeee is just one thing iiiIii neeEEd…

my annoying soprano side loves all i want for christmas is you unfortunately

but also anything xmas song by idina menzel is amazingggg

@rin-yaps @koi-727 @cheesexplosion @t0ad-st00ls @cobaltkillerr @siriuslyepicrunner @autistic-gremlinn @fancybard @dogz-420 @cello-strings @imkindasleepdeprived @ariannagram + open tags <33

sparkle-robin-4

Fairytale in new York is my favourite Christmas song

Tye contrast of of the two singers voices makes me go feral every time

@fortyraccoonsinatrenchcoat @asher-cherryblossom @eyes-without-a-faceee @toweird2benormal @the-stars-are-never-far-away

toweird2benormal

ohh my favourite is probably god rest ye merry gentlemen (we’re singing it in the choir rn and it’s soo fun)

nptt :)

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shoshialyakward

Uhhhhh I like the mcr cover of all I want for christmas is you

Open tags because I'm sleepy

janet-offical

I enjoy many Christmas songs, my favorite has to be Snowman by Sia, or perhaps Carol of the bells. a few tags below the cut!!

@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @god-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @time-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @edible-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @orange-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @hercules-mulligan-offical @john-laurens-offical @angelica-schuyler-offical @george-washington-offical @potassium-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @ninjago-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical

@water-frog-offical @odysseus--offical @plague-horseman-offical @death-horseman-offical @famine-horseman-offical @war-horseman-offical @taggingemowhodrinkscoffeeoffical @biscoff-offical @love-offical @mof-offical @breadcrumb-offical @neptune-offical @curseof10k-offical and open tags ofc

lime-offical

OFFICALVERSE, GO CRAZY

Any offical that sees this reblog trust 🤞

#officalverse #the lime said #the lime rebloged #the officalverse

joeyclaire

today at lunch i invented a game to play with my mom called “budget cuts.” the premise is simple. you finish the sentence “due to budget cuts, schools will…” with whatever you want. a couple i remember:

…be firing the entire staff

…no longer teach first person pronouns

…be forced to change the funny number to 4 5

…be reducing minimum day to biweekly

…starting a new rule that all students must wear the girls’ uniform

type-blaze0

Moots:

@autistobrat @lovely-mosspatch @gayfurbyboi @bella-book-worm @anon-remsha @thatwasfunnypleaselaugh @archermightexist @harpymortem @british-cabbage @221biandconfused @bubble-official @king-of-oreo @mischievous-archeologist @netherator @identitycroissant-tm @rosemelodyshah @eeveegirlisnotonline @i-eat-rusty-nails @aka-edmond

" Due to budget cuts, the minecraft developers will be forced to...

anon-remsha

Due to budget cuts the Minecraft developers will be forced to to freeze the place

(don't ask me what the sense behind that is if people are frozen they can't play the game much I suppose idk)

@bellabookworm @the-grassy-hill @identitycroissant-tm @moriartea221 @whenyoulikeandwhereyoulike @gayfurbyboiart @investigative-deduction @aka-edmond @i-eat-rusty-nails @lovely-mosspatch @thatwasfunnypleaselaugh @spectrexviiii @mischievous-archeologist @221biandconfused @moroniccats @aggressive-positivity-offical @local-fandom-nerd @lostwriter--xx3 @tinytk123 @type-blaze0 @lokijiro @lonidraper @lestradelurkshere @weighted-blanket-official @eeveegirlisnotonline

"Due to budget cuts The HOUSE will be forced to..."

aggressive-positivity-offical

Due to budget cuts The HOUSE will be forced to have all its occupants drink water and get a healthy amount of sleep and take care of themselves and love themselves and have a great day. :D (we ran out of money to stay up late and be dehydrated)

@homosexuality-offical @tagging-officals-offical @god-offical @lemon-offical @lime-offical @glitter-offical @mlm-god-offical @satan-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @unsatan-offical @towel-offical @ferg-offical @positivity-offical @offical-offical @australia-offical @britain-offical @mean-girl-offical @/i can't think of any more officials can somebody else tag them please

"Due to budget cuts, the officalverse will be forced to..."

lemon-offical

Due to budget cuts, the officalverse will be forced to fire all porn bots

@lime-offical @lemonade-offical @ant-offical @man-offical

"Due to budget cuts, the government will be forced to..."

lime-offical

Due to budget cuts, the government will be forced to feed plants cocaine

@random-citizen-offical @limeade-offical

"due to budget cuts, NASA will be..."

#officalverse #the lime rebloged #the lime said

I would like to start a petition to make limes more popular than lemons. I'm coming for your spot as most famous sour fruit @lemon-offical watch out

#the lime said #🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩🍋‍🟩

lemon-offical

Life is nothing but suffering. Existence is a cycle of pain and misery.

quasikalopsic

did… did life give you lemons?

lemon-offical

No sorry my sibling came into my room to see my cat and the cat jumped on my uterus to leave

She was comforting me through my cramps

lime-offical

My bad, but it's not your cat, it's the family's cat.

#the lime rebloged #the lime said

lordeforeverblog

"BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <333

OMGGG i will do it :3

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YOU ALL R BESURIFUL LUV U ALL :3

INHAVE JUST SEEN THIS BTW

internet-overdose-bye

AWW TY

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diaryism-deactivated20260113

AUWA I GOT TAGGED?!??!!

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straightmaleyuri

rahhhh ^,^

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Sorry if I'm annoying u guys just wanna say yall are beautiful and cool!!!

nuenuenuenue9900

QQQQQQQQQ THANK YOU SO MUCH ! ? ! ? ! ? FOR THE TAG ? ! ? ! ? /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ HUGSHUGS💟💟💟

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yumeyumemeow

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toyboxy

AAA FORGOT 2 POST THIS DRAFT

tyyyy for the tag >:333

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leilaniimi-deactivated20251031

THANK U MOOTIEE <333

uuhhh no pressure tag :3 @gemst0ne-v4 @2u1c1d4l-2 @strawberryfairyflower @rn39mil33zztta @iloveglittergluesm

gemst0ne-v4

Hehehehehe!

Thank youuuuuuu!!!!

@fritopha @lapis-lazuli404

And my partner but they’re not on tumblr

fritopha

I really appreciate that!!!1!!!

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stella-starshine143

Thanks For the Tag Fri! You're Beautiful as well Ze~

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maou-the-tree

awww thanks for tagging me!

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lowder-the-koopa

Thanks MaouMaou.

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kawaiilizzie

Awwww! Thank you Maou and Lowder! <3

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