adrian

22 – he/him – Canada

[cuddlycharizard]

Therapist: The mice from Cats aren’t real they can’t hurt you

The mice from Cats:

[zazie-beetzz-deactivated2022071]

The cockroaches from Cats: am i a joke to you

[hatsune-yeetku]

What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what he fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the f u c k what th

[haru-desune]

This is worse than I imagined

[write-me-afandom]

This post alone makes me understand all of the reviews

[peachypauper]

You know those weird ass Christmas dancing vids or whatever that have you take a pic of your face and put it on a character? The quality is like that yet also worse cuz the faces are talking and singing

[jaminbonbon]

[fatpikachupics]

hey everyone check this out

[tiktokmuseum]

read 📖 between 📖 the 📖 lines

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

This slaps

[magicalsapphiccranberry]

[suppheringsapphoe]

[julius-novachrono]

[sharkbutch]

comrade danny

[poetry-protest-pornography]

And this is why we love Danny DeVito

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[porterr-robinson]

[pukicho]

A kid called me sussy then ran into oncoming traffic

[insert-citrus-here]

did he get hit

[pukicho]

I made sure of it

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[veryluckyclovers]

[filmnoirsbian]

Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible

[filmnoirsbian]

Me: I'm not that drunk

Me trying to figure out where the Fuck they've hidden the restrooms in this bar: So this is how Odysseus felt huh

[filmnoirsbian]

Everyone tagging this post with their local bars/restaurants that have ridiculous bathroom layouts.....I see u. I am u. We are all Odysseus, and our Ithaca is a toilet covered in stickers.

[sydmarch]

ok I just HAVE to include this picture from inside the bathroom door of this one bar I went to

only one of these knobs work and it's not the one that's a different color from the rest

[filmnoirsbian]

[antiocial]

[ooc-amongus]

[ooc-amongus]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember when Jeff Bezos, who is worth 181 billion USD donated 690k to stopping Australian fires? Yeah, me too.

[nyctosaurid]

what “fancy effects” do they have on riverdale though, like, isn’t it an archie show? is jughead cgi?

[nyctosaurid]

ok you guys I’m sorry I’ll never question riverdale again

[cheripi-moving-deactivated20181]

Hey atlanta airport do you take constructive criticism

[buoyantvocalist]

airplane girls make do

[studentlifeproblems]