suede

do you know me or are you about to find out? check out pinned link. she/ her dm me for link 🌶️

[ackerbratt]

me: disappears for 4 months and only checks this because I got a message asking if I’m okay lmaooo

[immanime]

Shingeki no Kyojin: The Final Season - Kanketsu-hen  

[soranatus]

found this INCREDIBLY powerful pic of miss piggy from her 1983 calendar

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[sumrot]

[aranock]

This is good advice, but also why this picture?

[biglawbear]

It’s hard for two horses to be intimate when there’s an erupting volcano nearby. What’s not clicking

[toastbutteregg]

ive been doing it wrong my whole life

[shirmirart]

[ackerbratt]

hi I’m back I’m gonna read levi fanfics

[depsidase]

[greenflamestherabbit]

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

[cantankerouscanuck]

[neofooturism]

the doctor

[vfevermillion]

Tumblr user greenflamestherabbit

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[shira-aot-deactivated20210305]

[kushblazer666]

[yuirhapsody]

[shyriadracnoir-deactivated20181]

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

[segadreamcatcher]

they beat Jesus with that

[roach-works]

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess

[trainthief]

[death-rebirth-senshi]

[elysiumcalled]

“Atta girl” I am on my KNEES SIR

[ackerbratt]

you can find my posts on Reddit if you want some teasers.

suede (u/sara596) - Reddit

u/sara596: red haired menace

[ackerbratt]

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