hmmm

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[wizardarchetypes]

i exfoliated so crazy style today that if anyone tries to catch me i'll be like a sea cucumber btw

[wizardarchetypes]

reading ppl's responses to this i'm realizing that while many people know sea cucumbers can expel internal organs to evade predators (not what i meant), far fewer people on this site anyway have had to pick up and move sea cucumbers around. fair. they're slippery was my point.

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[monster2003]

[breezybeej]

hey has anyone found a way to act on your desires without opening yourself to failure

[chromaticabrasions]

yknow,,…. i’m actually immortal and can’t die ever….. *gets really shy* i mean i am pervious to death and such and have died many times before *gets even shyer* i mean. um. umm. i. um. well. um. *gets mayfly* *(the insect)* i’m mayfly

[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

[neurodivergentaf]

im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

[lemon-labia]

i bet being treated properly by your parents your whole life feels sooooo good

[stupidrehab]

physical altercation my house 9 pm tonight

[pmamtraveller]

By Sumeyra Yuce

[xxxxactly]

Brutalist maze, Seattle

[3liza]

its called Freeway Park and while it is one of the most interesting single examples of Brutalism in the united states and im proud of it, it is so poorly designed in terms of public safety that it has been renovated twice(?) but continues to be geographically troubling, as its design has facilitated a lot of murders over the years. it was the subject of a funny but gruesome article in the STranger in 2002 called Topography of Terror. the city doesnt keep official tally of how many murders or assaults have happened IN the park but two men in their 30s were stabbed nonfatally during a robbery there earlier this year, for example.

[commiemartyrshighschool]

Suspect that building mazes is perhaps not conducive to public safety, outside of minotaur isolation scenarios.

[wiki-pettan-con]

they gotta invent shoplifting for online shopping

[lalatongzi]

Credit card fraud , gift card hacking, piracy of you believe big companies

[wiki-pettan-con]

i want a button on the checkout page that says "ship without payment" that they make you promise not to click

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[weepingwidar]

Mia Bergeron (US-American, 1979) - Pursuit (2026)

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2005