You ever wonder why we're here?

[blemgoid]

robbing the pharaos tomb but hes the broke pharaoh and theyres nothing to steal

[blemgoid]

and the picture of him on the sarcophagus he's turning his pockets out and shrugging

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[enba-and-luka]

[earth-kingdom-strap]

I stand with my canceled wife idgaf

[contourkit-deactivated20160224]

What if everything gets better in 2016

[cheese-sample-official]

[kil9]

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[elbiotipo]

"warm, shallow seas" is one of the most beautiful phrases in paleontology and it's everywhere... these mollusks lived in warm, shallow seas... scientists think that photosynthetic life evolved in warm, shallow seas... in that era the Earth was covered by warm, shallow seas...

I wish I was resting by an antediluvian warm, shallow sea

[kimitofutari]

Question: Are Frodo and Sam in love? Did you play them as if they were in love?

Sean Astin: 100%

Elijah Wood: I mean, yeah.

Rose City Comic-Con 2022

[monster2003]

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

I wish none of you were sad

[miruinnuial]

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

[krakenguts-deactivated20140908]

try and one up me again bitch

[52stations]

dude im soooo gonna come into my own at the age of 30 #TRUST

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled