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if i had to take a fuckin shot every time Violet reminds me she used to fuckin climb trees with Dain i’d be in danger of alcohol poisoning

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and the amount of times Rebecca mentions Xaden’s scarred brow too goddd you’d think she’d written this book with people suffering from dementia in mind

everyone has their own theories after iron flame—Andarna being the weapon that destroys venin just like 600 years ago, Violet’s 2nd signet being a truth sayer, Violet and her mom being venin yada yada— but i’m still stuck on wondering if Rebecca named Jack Barlowe after Jack Harlow

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if i had to take a fuckin shot every time Violet reminds me she used to fuckin climb trees with Dain i’d be in danger of alcohol poisoning

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Nikolai and Kaz are on the opposite ends of exact same spectrum

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On a scale of Nikolai to Kaz, how sad would you be if your older brother died?

"Jem's always like "You've gotta be more careful Will. Automatons could kill you on sight" Like? Yeah? So could another human being. Have you met me? I'm fuckin annoying. So could your grouchy ass cat. So could those bloodthirsty ducks. These machines aren't special."

— William Herondale

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Officiant: Repeat after me

Cassian: After me

Officiant, turning to Nesta: Are you sure this is the one you want? It's a lifetime commitment...

G o r g e o u s ♡

(@mftfernandez via instagram ❣)

--mE DADDY"

On a serious note, someone please edit his eyes to pine green and we have our Rowan Whitethorn!😩😻

(Ahhhh I'm so stoked for Season 2)

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HOW KINGDOM OF ASH’S GONNA GO DOWN

Aelin: *dying*

Rowan: *sobbing* NO! FIREHEART! STAY WITH ME!

Rowan: YOU WILL NOT DIE ON ME!

Aelin: YOU DON’T GET TO TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO! I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN I DON’T NEED NO MAN! IF I WANNA DIE, IMMA FUCKIN’ DIE, YOU HEAR ME??

*Aelin then proceeds to give Rowan a lecture about gender equality and they both live forever*

AND NO ONE EFFIN’ DIES. THE END.

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"AND NO ONE EFFIN' DIES. THE END."

Gavriel: Um, this did not age well...

The Thirteen: Bestie I hate to tell you this but... we did not get to age at all, period.

SJM:

Top 3 Biggest Scams

"I'll be back before you know it."

"Go on. I'm right behind you."

"I'll meet you there, okay?"

Me: *closes book after reading the line and takes a deep breath*

Me:

Rhysand's Birthday Fast Approaching

Rhysand: *creates a groupchat*

Rhysand: *names it Rhysand's Suprise Party*

Rhysand: *leaves the groupchat*

*during the actual event*

Everyone: surprise

Rhysand: OH MY! FOR LIL OLD ME?! YALL SHOULDN'T HAVE!

Aelin's Birthday Fast Approaching

Aelin: *creates a groupchat*

Aelin: *names it Aelin's Suprise Party*

Aelin: Oh and by the way I like Chocolates, okay?? Like LOTS AND LOTS of em. Ooh and I'd also like a Stag Pinata, do they even make those?? If not we can always use a Lorcan. U guys, yall so sweet, just like my chocolates, got that rowan? cHO-CO-LATES. Ok toodles <333

Aelin: *leaves the groupchat*

Rowan: *long sigh* Okay Aedion, I've never done this before. You're her cousin, what's the plan?

Aedion: Read my name backwards.

Damn. Haven't opened this account in years. And apparently I have a few drafts lmaoo. Currently reading all my posts right now *cringes at my old 13 year old fangirl self*