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Epic! I love your videos, magni!

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FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING! So, I decided to finish a mep part that I haven’t gotten around to finishing until now, I hope you enjoy it! If you have epilepsy or are sensitive to flashing lights in general, don’t watch it.

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David x Damon - Killer Is In Love Chapter 1

It was just a regular day at the Bryan Execution Firm, nothing particularly interesting was happening. Damon was in Bryan Roses’ main office and Damon was drinking wine with Bryan as per usual. Damon took another swig of the wine in front of him and said to Bryan: “A long time ago, prior to me joining your execution firm, I was in a relationship with a guy called David. He was a normal guy but he had a killer fashion sense. A fucking divine fashion sense, if you know what I mean.”

Bryan seemed intrigued by what he was telling him, and he began scratching his chin in interest.

“But the thing is, the guy gradually became more and more of a fucking asshole as the months went on. He kept on calling me a piece of shit, kept beating the ever-loving shit out of me, he kept on threatening to dump me every single time I disagreed with him on the slightest things. But I had enough when he eventually threatened to kill me by shooting me straight in the heart. That’s when I ditched him. However, I never bothered blocking his number, so he kept on calling me using untraceable phone numbers and kept on saying he’d ruin my life and that I was nothing without him. I really hope I meet that fucker just so I could kill him for what he did to me all those years.”

Damon began to think to himself. All those things happened, but what made himself feel worse was that David was upset after he broke up with him, not because of David being a control freak, but it was mostly because he was heartbroken since he still had some feelings for Damon.

Bryan was baffled after hearing what he said and took a small sip of wine and said to him: “That must be tough. Tell you what, the government’s been keeping a close eye on that David guy you’ve told me about. They’ve tapped his phones, bribed the workers at the apartment he lives in, you get the memo. I say this because they gave me a call recently and asked our firm to get rid of him as soon as possible. He seems to have a personal vendetta against you, so are you interested in taking this once in a lifetime opportunity to get revenge for what he did to you long ago?“

After hearing Bryan’s opportunity, Damon took a long sip of wine and proceeded to walk over to the window next to him. He said: “No, I won’t.” Bryan was shocked and said: “What?! Even after all of those things he did to you?!” Damon immediately turned around and said: “You interrupted me in the middle of what I was saying. Anyhow, the reason why I don’t want to kill him is because of how he looked the moment we broke up…” Bryan then raised his right eyebrow and said: “Go on?”

Damon dusted his shirt and said to him: “Well, the reason why I even was in that relationship in the first place was because of how he would curl up to any sort of affection I would give him, and any slight semblance of anger that he held would just pop away like a bubble from that physical affection, and that’s when I had an epiphany and vowed to protect him since he seemed to be like an abused child to me, but he would just keep on yelling at me, and on one day, I was in a very bad mood and I just… I broke his heart, Bryan! Now, don’t get me wrong. I know it doesn’t at all make how he acted to me be morally correct, but, if nobody is going to save him or will be willing to save him, who will? He’s absolutely destroyed, ruined, but I’m not really certain why this happened to him or who did it, and for a while, I really thought that this big cycle of perpetually showing him that I still loved him no matter what he did or how he acted would help him become a better person over time since it seemed only natural for that to happen, but nevertheless he never became comfortable enough around me in order to reciprocate that affection I kept on giving him, and in that relationship, whenever he got close enough to any sort of affection, it’s like he was contractually obligated to just shove me under the rug immediately afterwards.”

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David x Damon - Killer Is In Love Chapter 1

It was just a regular day at the Bryan Execution Firm, nothing particularly interesting was happening. Damon was in Bryan Roses’ main office and Damon was drinking wine with Bryan as per usual. Damon took another swig of the wine in front of him and said to Bryan: “A long time ago, prior to me joining your execution firm, I was in a relationship with a guy called David. He was a normal guy but he had a killer fashion sense. A fucking divine fashion sense, if you know what I mean.”

Bryan seemed intrigued by what he was telling him, and he began scratching his chin in interest.

“But the thing is, the guy gradually became more and more of a fucking asshole as the months went on. He kept on calling me a piece of shit, kept beating the ever-loving shit out of me, he kept on threatening to dump me every single time I disagreed with him on the slightest things. But I had enough when he eventually threatened to kill me by shooting me straight in the heart. That’s when I ditched him. However, I never bothered blocking his number, so he kept on calling me using untraceable phone numbers and kept on saying he’d ruin my life and that I was nothing without him. I really hope I meet that fucker just so I could kill him for what he did to me all those years.”

Damon began to think to himself. All those things happened, but what made himself feel worse was that David was upset after he broke up with him, not because of David being a control freak, but it was mostly because he was heartbroken since he still had some feelings for Damon.

Bryan was baffled after hearing what he said and took a small sip of wine and said to him: “That must be tough. Tell you what, the government’s been keeping a close eye on that David guy you’ve told me about. They’ve tapped his phones, bribed the workers at the apartment he lives in, you get the memo. I say this because they gave me a call recently and asked our firm to get rid of him as soon as possible. He seems to have a personal vendetta against you, so are you interested in taking this once in a lifetime opportunity to get revenge for what he did to you long ago?"

After hearing Bryan’s opportunity, Damon took a long sip of wine and proceeded to walk over to the window next to him. He said: “No, I won’t.” Bryan was shocked and said: “What?! Even after all of those things he did to you?!” Damon immediately turned around and said: “You interrupted me in the middle of what I was saying. Anyhow, the reason why I don’t want to kill him is because of how he looked the moment we broke up…” Bryan then raised his right eyebrow and said: “Go on?”

Damon dusted his shirt and said to him: “Well, the reason why I even was in that relationship in the first place was because of how he would curl up to any sort of affection I would give him, and any slight semblance of anger that he held would just pop away like a bubble from that physical affection, and that’s when I had an epiphany and vowed to protect him since he seemed to be like an abused child to me, but he would just keep on yelling at me, and on one day, I was in a very bad mood and I just… I broke his heart, Bryan! Now, don’t get me wrong. I know it doesn’t at all make how he acted to me be morally correct, but, if nobody is going to save him or will be willing to save him, who will? He’s absolutely destroyed, ruined, but I’m not really certain why this happened to him or who did it, and for a while, I really thought that this big cycle of perpetually showing him that I still loved him no matter what he did or how he acted would help him become a better person over time since it seemed only natural for that to happen, but nevertheless he never became comfortable enough around me in order to reciprocate that affection I kept on giving him, and in that relationship, whenever he got close enough to any sort of affection, it’s like he was contractually obligated to just shove me under the rug immediately afterwards.”

Authors note: this fanfiction is heavily inspired by a magni edit, I hope you enjoy the edit this video is inspired by! https://youtu.be/IiycTa0Phkc

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idk if this been done yet but i felt like doing this cause i feel like theres a low amount of people to ship with eachother

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after 20 seconds its just a repeat to add more time to the actual vid, so beware

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Kevin x Viper - 10/10

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Everybody left the office due to it being almost midnight by now. Kevin remained in the office and had five cups of coffee laying on his desk. Viper was sitting on the sofa playing the prototype. He was spread out of the sofa in a way that made him look like a Greek god. He felt himself bite his lip at the thought of it. Kevin then slowly started marching to the sofa and then stood in front of Viper. He grabbed the controller and Viper said: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I WAS TESTING THE PROTOTYPE!!!” Viper furrowed his brows in a way that was so fierce it was like a lion getting revenge on the one who killed its cub. Kevin swallowed deeply before getting on Viper’s lap and grabbing his jaw to start kissing him slowly. Viper shoved him off of his lap and threw the controller at his face, probably leaving a bruise. But he immediately started apologizing to Viper and said: “I’M SORRY, I’M SORRY! I S-S-SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE THAT!” Kevin covered his face but that’s when he felt Viper’s strong hands lifting his hands from Kevin’s face. Viper slowly lifted Kevin up and put him onto the sofa. Viper put his finger on Kevin’s lips. He said: “I was surprised there, but I’m not saying I didn’t like it.” Kevin slowly looked at Viper, but he was afraid of being rejected by Viper, so he decided to not say anything to him.

That’s when Midge entered the room and Kevin quickly got up and pulled Viper away in the process in order to avoid him making a fool out of himself. Viper didn’t make an expression but Kevin knew he had upset him.

This was the night that Viper would never forget.

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Bishop x Travis Touchdown - Toxicity (Part 1)

Oca Travis Touchdown was going down the street in order to get some burgers. He craved them just as much as he craved Bishop’s burger buns. The moment he arrived at the burger shop, he stopped in his tracks as he saw the love of his life: Bishop!!! Travis was immediately enamored and said to him: “Oh... I didn’t know this was the sexyman hangout.” However, he blushed as he turned around and saw Destroyman right behind him. He put his muscular hand on his shoulder and said: “Do you remember me, Travis?” in a snarky voice. That’s when a walked by, the person behind all of the fanfics, our god. a resembled Chad Thundercock 👿. He said to Travis: “pls stop my life is being ruined all I can do is fulfill fantasies pls give me a break (no relation to the cg5 song) i need to visit cg5 so he can’t copyright infringe me for typing that” a then went to cg5′s headquarters and was stopped by the members of the band big time rush. One of them shaked a’s hand and said “Hiiii I’m Carlos, will you suck my corndog? 😉😏 I use that hand to masturbate” he said, nonchalantly. Bishop then ran up to a, holding Travis prisoner, tied up in a box. He said to a: “if you don’t give me your secrets I will kill Travis instead of fucking him” a then said to him: “You’re toxic, Bishop” z

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i made content as fast as i could for this ship lol

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Travis Touchdown x Damon Riccitiello - Heartbreaks

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TRIGGER WARNING - DEATH, PANIC ATTACK

After triumphantly beating all of the alien superheroes, Travis Touchdown headed to the headquarters of Utopinia Corporation, where Damon Riccitiello is allegedly housed at. After arriving at the tower, he kills all of the guards in the building and heads to the top of the tower to face Damon Riccitiello face-to-face. He unsheathed his katana and said to him, angrily: “I’M GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!”. Damon was taken aback and got off of his chair, pushing Travis away and then gets a handkerchief to clean his hand from having pushed Travis at that very moment. Damon said to Travis: “Are you really that dumb that you have to insult me instead of construing an intellectual sentence? Do you have brain damage?” Damon shook his head in disbelief before continuing with his actual point.

“What, do you think that you’re going to win? If you kill me, what will you have left in your life? All of your friends are dead, Travis, everybody that you ever loved or cared about is GONE. Do you remember Bishop?” Travis was taken aback by the memories he had with Bishop and looked down at the ground to avoid himself from tearing up and furiously said to him: “WHAT DOES BISHOP HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS, BITCH?!” He than grabbed him by his collar, and now they were very close to each other, so much so that Travis couldn’t believe it when he actually thought of kissing Damon. He pushed him away so that the situation couldn’t be more awkward for himself, but Damon grabbed him and didn’t let Travis get away from his grasp. He smirked, knowing full well what he was doing to the ravenette’s feelings. Travis scrunched his nose up in disgust and said to Damon: “What in the actual fuck do you think that you’re doing to me, motherfucker? Do you think this is some sort of fucking game? I have a fucking wife, you asshole!” Damon didn’t care and proceeded to pull him in to a kiss and Travis kissed him back causing Damon to rub his leg against Travis’ balls. Travis moaned, but he didn’t intend to do that, and that’s when he got ready to get his katana and stabbed Damon in his back, literally. Damon slouched as he succumbed to the floor, blood spilling out of the katana wound. That’s when Travis got a sinister memory to a date when he killed someone he loved all the same, Holly Summers. He started bargaining: “NO, THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!” An airplane then flew outside and it almost looked like a shooting star.

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Letz Shake x Henry Cooldown - Dreams of Passion

a It was close to midnight, and Henry Cooldown was exhausted after a day of non-stop assassinations and whatnot. Henry Cooldown went to his house and immediately went to his bed to go to sleep due to the exhaustion. However, the dream he would have on that night would change his life forever... As Henry dozed off and began to start dreaming, he found himself surrounded in the middle of a desert, seemingly being the only person that was alive in the area, as he saw the corpses of people he once knew, such as Travis Touchdown. However, as he rubbed his eyes, he noticed somebody, somebody that caught not only his attention, but his heart as well. It was Letz Shake, The #5 assassin, in the flesh! He turned around and saw Henry Cooldown and ran up to him. Henry said to him: “If you wanna fight me, then let’s go do-” Letz Shake covered Henry’s mouth and proceeded to put his thumb over his own mouth and said: “Shh... I do want you, yes, but I don’t want to fight you, no, I want you in another way, separate from fighting...”. Letz Shake touched Henry Cooldown’s shoulders and Henry Cooldown proceeded to french kiss Letz Shake for a solid minute, and kissed him on the cheeks 4 times, each kiss lasting 30 seconds. After that passionate moment, Henry Cooldown woke up, embarrassed at what he had just done, but then realized that he had to do this in real life. He got his phone and immediately called up Letz Shake to hang out with each other later in the day. The End

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Great video!