Blease no

W e m s t

[national-rail]

me: do you think this train touches the overhead wires normally or do you think she gets freaky with it

train conductor who i've been distracting from my lack of ticket for 35 minutes now: y'know i think she gets freaky with it

[frihifran]

STUNTDRIVER COLLEGE AU - PARTY 4 U

LOOK WHAT @acrosscosmic MADE FOR OUR STUNTDRIVER AU

read first chap here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/86148661

[aroace-ryland-grace]

fuck that white board specifically

[loveridden1999]

[birbliophile]

made a thing.

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[flygutzz]

imma do anything atp why not

[konoko]

[gem-st4r]

so anyway yeah iron lung movie was very good

[notahorseindisguise]

im not fucking joking i just found a women want me fish fear me hat on the ground

[notahorseindisguise]

it needs a wash bc it was on the ground and i dont trust that but im so excited. best find ive ever found

[megamindsupremacy]

the notes on this post are SENDING me

[seashellronan]

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

[memequeen-official]

[difty-dift]

[genericalosers]

[lizbukchoy]

[sophisticatedoyster]

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[watercolormagicalgirl]

[uhuh100]

up next, the triangle.

we know what hole that goes in, right?

[uhuh100]

that's right, the square hole!

[wickedcriminal]

[flimflix]

[mistressemmedi]

THE 2025 FORMULA 1 SEASON IS OVERRRRRRRR

[sketchyface]

[sockiepuppetry]

The Batman and Robin situation is crazy

[deancasbabyy]

since it’s midnight here already, happy november 5th, can’t believe it’s already been 5 years

[sometimes-petty]

Conversation carried out throughout the shift