Ah Well Gee

👉🏼👉🏼 | Pansexual | She/Her

[moon101]

tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

[longhorned]

[thememedaddy]

[chrispineofficial]

sorry but this is so fucking funny. massachusetts can have some rights. as a treat

[rcktpwr]

im feeling so sensual and nude

[rcktpwr]

exactly like a crocodile

[firefox-official]

Where were you in 1813?

robbing stagecoaches out west

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Liar, stagecoaches didn't make it to the west until the 1850s

[firefox-official]

thanks to me

[c3po]

fuck rick and morty

piss in a porty

die before fourty

[hustlerose]

oppressed for being horny 

[roadjunk]

idk why people hate hamilton this fuckin slaps

[parmaviolent]

OP can’t spell forty but go off I guess

[c3po]

i can spell kill yourself

[c3po]

i was learning how to spell kill yourself

[despazito]

Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

[krambee]

noonoo….

[so-many-ocs]

editing your own writing is like woah you really like commas........ maybe ease up on those commas there, pal........ maybe Fewer commas would be nice

[tooweirdfortheworld]

hows the ellipses editing going?

[so-many-ocs]

……….why do you ask………

[babylon-fall]

[squareallworthy]

Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?

[squareallworthy]

Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called – wait, I need to go back further.

[squareallworthy]

Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media – no, wait, that’s not really the start either –

[squareallworthy]

Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh –

[squareallworthy]

– the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting –

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[vrumblr]

It’s amazing how much baking you can do when you follow all the goddamn directions. Baking is not a category in which you can fuck around unless you have tons of experience.

[shaaknaa]

"Cooking is an art, but baking is a science."

[dg-kino]

"i am a god" in the most neutral possible tone

[hollowboobtheory]

what terminally online looks like will depend on your primary platform. twitter brain worms look very different from tiktok brain worms and tumblr brain worms are a whole other species

[hollowboobtheory]

Twitter brain worms: don't even LOOK at me if you think someone can be repticosexual and dipporomantic at the same time. and yall can not reclaim faggot either 💅

tiktok brain worms: aw rippedgutscore is out already? damn and I didn't even get to wear any of the 35 pieces I got from shein for it and now I have to throw all of them out! oh well on to catfish girl. hey did you get the new temu anti wrinkle Stanley cup yet?

tumblr brain worms: you fuckers think VICTOR FUCKING FRANKENSTEIN is capable of topping???? I have to laugh. nah imma frankenfuck that old man into pieces and look God in the eye while i do it. get that old man Frankenpreg.

Facebook brain worms: oh my god did you see they're putting amino acids in school lunches to turn your kids TRANS. aw what a cute baby peacock! God's creations truly are beautiful *looking at the most obvious ai image you've ever seen*

YouTube brainrot: *lengthy and highly opinionated analysis of a movie you've never seen*

[haystarrs-deactivated20200728]

[peakingeveryday-deactivated2025]

[theboy-thebitch-thelegend]

[viralfrog]

[squeakitties]

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Voting ended onApr 1, 2024

[protodot]

~360 votes at the time of writing, and this reblog is the 40th note. PLEASE press the reblog button I am begging everyone

[bradsmindbrain]

[tyrantisterror]

The core appeal of Willy Wonka is that he's a nigh-omnipotent maniac who uses his near limitless powers over reality to trick shitty people into killing themselves. You can't make him the protagonist of a whimsical coming of age tale - you have to treat him like Jason Voorhees, or Dracula, or any other horror icon. Give him some new victims and new interesting kills and set him loose, that's all audiences want.

[bcomic-blog]

I feel like I watched a somewhat different movie...

[tyrantisterror]