Jesus Christ

mod has not only never read a Bible and was raised Jewish

[actual-jesus]

I'm disappointed.

[guerrillatech]

[your-local-blackhole]

@actual-jesus your thoughts?

[actual-jesus]

oh. wow

[actual-jesus]

My Lord, it is good to see your return. We deeply apologize for the Holy Land incident that our predecessors performed

- @knights-templar-offical

Yes, my apologies for taking a while... The what

[actual-jesus]

jesus were you gay all this time and were just saying "ah, men"?

...maybe

[actual-jesus]

[actual-jesus]

I'm disappointed.

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

unsurprising.

[actual-jesus]

Unfortunately.

[actual-jesus]

I'm disappointed.

[helpits4am]

*looks around at all the shit going on in the world* yeah Jesus I figured as much.

[actual-jesus]

I'm disappointed.

[suripycap-deactivated20250519]

Yeah that’s fair

[actual-jesus]

It really is.

[actual-jesus]

opinions on pre marital sex??

Hell yeah 🤘

[sailorbrazil]

feeling myself

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash

what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself

[sailorbrazil]

[god-offical]

I’m so proud of my son

[nyccitrusl]

@actual-jesus

[actual-jesus]

Pre-transition.

[actual-jesus]

Today's spam special: one message for every person you tag! (stackable)

With love, the @random-askbox-shit restaurant!

(ordered by @workplacefire)

Kicked out due to crashing task manager: Maryland

@workplacefire

[actual-jesus]

girls are pretty

I can't agree with you there, but I respect your opinion.

[actual-jesus]

I'm disappointed.

[miss-snicket]

I thought this was about the election results until I looked at the date

[actual-jesus]

That human failure disappoints me more.

[actual-jesus]

I am yet again disappointed.

[the-real-gmail]

Guys it finally happened, I hit the pot limit yesterday

[totally-china]

Ah yes I hate the pot limit

I just hate when tumblr puts me in jail bc of the pot limit 😔

[the-real-gmail]

No more pots for me :(

[totally-china]

potless 😔

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

I will hit you both with a pot.

[some-bug]

Fun fact in my language pot is slang for a lesbian (kinda like dyke I think?)

[the-real-gmail]

Too many lesbians :(

We've hit the limit

[definitely-west-virginia]

I'm used to pot being slang for weed

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

You said you got some weed? Is it enough to share?

[definitely-west-virginia]

I never said I had weed.

[actual-jesus]

I do not condone this.

[the-real-gmail]

Wouldn't you like to know

(I do not know either)

[remmickshop]

What is happening

[the-real-gmail]

Idk but I'm pretty sure Jesus wants weed

[actual-jesus]

I do.

[actual-jesus]

jesus were you gay all this time and were just saying "ah, men"?

...maybe

[actual-jesus]

I WOULD LIKE YOUR OPINION ON CHRISTIAN ROCK MUSIC

🤟🤟

This is what Gothic churches are FORRRR

[actual-jesus]

Can you smite eggman please !!!

uuh