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Absolute gut punch of a blurb while I've been digitizing the FTM newsletters :(
It feels cool to be "in" on celebrity gossip before anyone else. I ran into Californian Condor V9 and looked her up on the condor lookup website. It says her current mate is dead and she has no kids but I saw her with a new man AND a juvenile.
Tell us more about your partner gaming the system on dating sites!
Oh get ready. This comes to us from Richard a man who’s deeeefinitely neurotypical.
He got anxious about the idea of dating and sat down with OkCupid. OkCupid asked you a bunch of questions to determine compatibility. He deleted his account over and over, answering thousands of questions each time until he reverse engineered this:
“Alright, assuming okcupid’s algorithm hasn’t changed much, you’ll want to find the “clear all questions” option if you’ve answered any questions (if you haven’t made an account yet then ignore this).
Then select to start answering questions. Answer the first 20 they give you, don’t skip any questions unless you really can’t decide on an answer. And most importantly, rate all these questions as maximum importance (which also means you can’t select the “any answer is okay” option for what answers you accept).
Next, answer about 150 to 200 more questions, again doing your best to not skip any. Rate all these questions as minimum importance, or select the “any answer will do” option.
You may be tempted to rate some of the early 20 questions as not important, or the later questions as important, but doing so will lower your percentages with people even if they don’t disagree with you. You can always search matches by question answers in order to rule out certain answers, or just check those questions on profiles that look nice.
If done right, there should be multiple 99% matches, and dozens of matches over 90%. I would then get many messages from people saying “you’re my highest match %!” Although I did feel a little bad, it also made it easier to get more views.
An added bonus is that this method also makes people who are particularly bad matches, like normally 50%, go lower to like 30%. So more people end up at the very top or bottom percent, with less people in the 50-80% range.”
I tried to give someone else this advice but sadly OkCupid has completely changed their shit and they’re kinda bad now. But it worked for my wife! They were indeed my highest match.
This is the story of Toni and Charlotte who escaped the Nazis. It's the first Trans+ History Week article of 2024
Prague, 1942. A refugee Jewish couple light Shabbat candles as night falls. The words of their Shabbes prayer ignite the Friday night darkness, alongside the hesitantly kindling flame. Together they create a holy space of rest in the middle of an increasingly hostile world that persecutes them: for their faith, their sexuality, and because both women are trans.
it's hard when you've been the funny friend your entire life and now a four year old with your face is funnier then you without even trying
Me: okay now it really is time to go to bed though
Penny: wait! Mama! I need you to do me a big favor
Me: sure baby what is it?
Penny: (runs out of the room and doesn't return-it takes me a good minute and a half to realize I've been duped)
Like she's not even in trouble cause that was funny as hell
*at a town wide Halloween parade / event, its family friendly but there is a young adult there dressed as The Nun from the horror film The Nun, fake blood is dripping from their mouth, they are obviously creeping about trying to scare children, their costume and makeup is extremely accurate- I myself am uneasy*
Penny: (dressed as a neon Pink Space Lady Princess- skipping up to said young adult) OH MY GOSH HI I LOVE YOUR DRESS IT IS SO PRETTY DO WANT SOME OF MY CANDY!? (Brandishes bag)
The Nun: (fully shocked) oh uhm thank you- I yeah (takes lollipop) I like your space suit! (starts dying laughing as penny literally dances away)
I literally cried laughing and immediately called my mom when this happened
*me being a somewhat anxious mom, left over post partum anxiety leaking through, trying to explain to penny that she really shouldn't shove that many Doritos in her mouth at a time when we're on a back dirt road*
Penny: *crunch crunch crunch* ... okay.... HEY SIRI PLAY LIP SLAP BY KERO KERO BONITO * another fist full of Doritos go into her mouth*
I can't even be mad the comedic timing on this kid is chefs kiss
*we take Penny to church for Easter because we practice folk Catholicism and it makes my mommy happy. We also fuck heavy with Pope Leo. Penny is dancing about, tangentially listening to the story of Easter. They get to *the part* and you know it's a Catholic Church so it's dead quiet in prayer*
Penny (at the top of her 4 year old lungs)
WAIT SHE DIED!?!
(Yes penny fully believes Jesus Christ is a she, as she should. I also died laughing)
(Update on the last one)
*we are talking to Guppie (which is what Penny calls my mom) and Guppie says some odd things*
Guppie: (exasperated) Jesus Jumpin Jesus
Penny: (deeply and genuinely concerned) HOW IS SHE JUMPING I THOUGHT SHE DIED!?
Im crafting a very obnoxious outfit at the thrift store
Autocorrect corrected 'outfit' to 'purity' for unknown reasons.
A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does
“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”
Stabbings: $45
Gunshots: $100
Poisonings: $200
Thanks you guys please share if you can! ❤️❤️❤️
Commissions I will NOT take:
👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)
👎 Bystanders
👎 Other Hitmen
If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨
hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??
PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!
repeat after me:
MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR 👏 MURDER 👏
Credits to the murderer
“Why are your prices so high???? I could kill him myself for free! whatever, ur not even that good at murder anyway”
Emergency Murder Slots available!
First Person - $450, additional bodies add $375 each
(Basically a steal still my normal rate is $650. Cmon guys it’s $200 off!)
Serious inquiries only. EXPOSURE IS NOT A CURRENCY!
Guys please support all these hardworking Individuals!
Good hitmen are hard to find so it’s up to us to raise awareness!!!!
Omg I love this guy’s work! He’s new and not so well known in the hitman community, but he’s so amazing and is appreciate it if you guys have him some love ❤️❤️
Support your local assassins
”um why would I pay a hitmen would I could just steal military ai and have it kill anyone I want for free”
Ai military robots can not murder like real hit men, they’re messy and lack the spirit that involves murder
I’m never leaving this fucking app.
this is a no murderbot blog. please let me know if i accidentally boost a murderbot. they really need to start automatically labeling murderbot kills so people don’t spread them accidentally. support real hitmen!
Fatou Kebbeh by Kenny Germé for Número Magazine March 2026
y’all my friend decided to investigate what was blocking their drain system and you are not prepared for the answer
i never draw for posts but something about this overtook me so sorry op
Just met a trans man who's going on T because he specifically wants to be bald and i'm afraid to say i think i'm just never gonna meet anyone cooler than that ever again
This is genuinely an attempt at helpful signage directing people to the appropriate bathrooms near to the elevators but it also comes off slightly like the Chicago Public Library (Harold Washington branch downtown) has gender segregated elevators. Victorian-ass infrastructure.
i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.
couples outfit idea
[image: two stick figures (one tall, one short) wearing realistic shirts pasted in that say "I'm sleepin with da fishes" and "I'm da fishes" they also have realistic hats and cigars pasted in to complete the 1920's mobster look. end description]
i sent my gf a tumblr ask and she didnt post it so i called her a bad person ATLA?
no you Are Not the last airbender, sorry
worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever
a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world
Listen I was just sitting here feeling all 😵💫😵💫😵💫 bc like WHY do I have to ask people for stuff 3 times to get it
But then I open tumblr and see this and let out a breath I didn’t know it as holding bc well AT LEAST I’M NOT ALONE IN FEELING LIKE A NAG