West Virginia ARCHIVED

INACTIVE, GOODBYE! THANKS FOR ALL THE FUN! Very real official state blog For legal reasons: I am not actually the state of West Virginia.

[definitely-west-virginia]

Gimmick intro because I should make a pinned post.

!!!Blog Runner is a minor!!!

Hi, I'm West Virginia, but you can call me West. Do not call me West Virgin, please.

I go by she/it

I'm roomates with Mothman and Braxxie!

Braxxie is the nickname given to the Flatwoods Monster. The Flatwoods Monster and Mothman are rather popular cryptids, Mothman being known across the globe, however both cryptids originate from West Virginia.

I don't recall writing that. Or why it's in red, but it is informational, so I'll keep it in!

Blog Runner info under cut.

Blog Runner goes by he/him

I'd like to remain anonymous and just known as Blog Runner, thus I am not giving out my main blog. However, if you do find out, please respect my wishes and do not spread it around!

West does not know of my existence, any questions about me to West will instead be answered by me.

As you can probably already tell, my text will be in red!

Please make no attempt of informing West Virginia of my existence.

[definitely-west-virginia]

Blog Runner here, just wanted to say, I'm kinda done with this gimmick. I kinda have been for a long time, but I'm finally deciding to retire West. Her blog will remain, yet it will no longer be active. It was nice to meet so many gimmicks, so many friends, so many anons, but the time has come. Have a great day, eat a pepperoni roll, & have a good night. I know West will.

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

hmmmm

i feel like making a spotify playlist for samah (because why not)

reblog this post if y’all would be interested in that pwease

:3

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

jokes on you

only ONE vote will be counted, despite all of these reblogs >:)

[gimmick-doctor]

ha! different blog >:)

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

……..

still doesn’t count :3

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[the-real-gmail]

Sometimes everyone in the gimmickverse decides to reblog one post and literally I can’t see anything other than that post

[france-the-third]

Wait now I’m seeing this outside of the gimmickverse

[offiiciallybavaria]

Lemme just.

[france-the-third]

wait no

[totally-china]

why would you do this to everyone France

[france-the-third]

Why me?? Bavaria queued this about a billion times 😭

[totally-china]

and I’m about to queue it a bajilion times :D

[france-the-third]

WHAT NO

[totally-china]

heheheh I already did it you can’t stop me

[france-the-third]

… Bad China ToT

[totally-china]

Just for that I’m adding 20 more to my queue

[non-tyrannical-usa]

hello everyone seeing this post I hope you’re ready to see it several times more

[official-vermont-fr]

I haven’t seen this post in a little :3 I’m just gonna queue rq

[definitely-west-virginia]

https://www.tumblr.com/blue-marble-earth/772869353172615168/k-a-b-o-o-m?source=share

help???

lmfao

[bulbiedorf]

I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.

[bulbiedorf]

Every thousand notes I’ll make him thiccer.

[bulbiedorf]

[bulbiedorf]

[bulbiedorf]

[bulbiedorf]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 5th of january, 2017.

[queensparklekitten]

hold on i’m gonna add on to this

[queensparklekitten]

[fatherharlot]

I FUCKING KNEW IT

[aegisblaze]

[deceased-ufo]

[shinypenguinpizza]

I fucking love this post

[abbthe]

WHERE ARE WE????????

[lampxert]

achievement unlocked: how did we get here?

[jonahmagnus]

Most important ship dynamic is two of the most obtuse bitches alive and a guy whos here to heckle

[jonahmagnus]

We must put a stop to the "guy x guy and girl who ships it" industrial complex. Imagine two girls panting and looking intensely into eachothers eyes while covered in grime and mud and a third girl pulls up with a lawn chair a camcorder and a bucket of tomatoes

[jonahmagnus]

Girl 1, grabbing the front of Girl 2's shirt: Why! Why wont you look at me!

Girl 2, grabbing Girl 1's ponytail: Because I know you'll never truly see me as euqal, asshole! You've always been so stuck up your own ass that you can never see whats right in front of you!

Girl 1: See you as equal!? YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN MAKE MY HEART BEAT LIKE THIS, BITCH!

Girl 3, in a lawn chair, giant sunglasses on, livestreaming w/ ads on: 🫳🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 BOOOOOOO BOOOOOO GET A DIVORCE 🫳🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO

[the-haiku-bot]

Girl 1, grabbing the

front of Girl 2’s shirt: Why! Why

wont you look at me!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[definitely-west-virginia]

hey buddy what the fuck was that about ???

Oh idk, you sent me an image that said "states I've nutted in" and sent a message afterward saying "you know what to do".

Do you not see the fucking problem when in my fucking pinned post I mention I am a minor?

I know I shouldn't be feeding the trolls but this isn't okay.

[foone]

So there's a thing where a bunch of countries have national variants of the rainbow pride flag, right?

Like, they'll combine their nation's flag (or some national symbol) with the rainbow stripes. The Brazilian one haunts me to this day but that's a long story. They're usually done in a quite lazy manner, cause it's not really something you can do super well and not many people try.

But I have just found one that is lazier than the rest! Are you ready to see it?

WITNESS THE LGBT PRIDE FLAG OF THE NETHERLANDS!

[daybringersol-deactivated202605]

and made it worse for my personal enjoyment :)

[foone]

Thank you for your service

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

absolutely nobody will ever be able to defeat maryland on this. it will always win the competition. it does not matter whether the competition is for the worst or the best localized pride flag. it wins both.

[sharkapologists]

Shoutout to St. Louis as well, it made me do a double take the first time I saw it

[foone]

oh that's a nice one!

the colors are a tad weird, but it works well otherwise

[kvothe-kingkiller]

yall wish you had oregon's flag

[foone]

yay more state pride flags! I need to go through and import all of these into VGAPride

[sopjies]

looked up my states flag and

uh oh

its so busy

[foone]

Busy, but your state definitely remembers the B in LGBT

[xteamxeno]

Here's Chicago's (at least the one the field museum is selling, I can't find an official one)

[foone]

That's a pretty good one, I'm not gonna lie.

[spyfoxindrycereal]

AH

[foone]

A tad lazy but it works!

[flowingunknowing-deactivated202]

very funny that one of the cities with the best designed flag cannot seem to agree on how to design a pride flag variant (indianapolis)

[pacificnorthwesterngothic]

I think the Pacific Northwest does… about as well as can be expected

The on the right is conceptually perfect to me but the one on the left is the default

[mothpawbs]

So oklahoma seems to have two options:

frankly i prefer the former over the latter. little bit busy but the shield on the rainbow background is cool. also here's tulsa's as a bonus!

[foone]

Yeah the former Oklahoma flag definitely. "looking like the US flag" is never a good look for a pride flag, IMO

[rainathrownaway]

Decided to look up my state. It's... not godawful? Maybe even pretty ok. As a tran I do appreciate that the trans flag is basically half the flag. Terribly selfish of me.

[foone]

Yeah that's a decent state pride flag!

[sillyshitisavetoshowmywife]

The most popular Texas design I'm seeing is predictable

But then there is this abomination ...

[maryland-officially]

LMFAO @texas-real

[texas-real]

WHAT IN TARNATION IS THAT SECOND ONE????

[maryland-officially]

NO I-DEER

[texas-real]

I dun boutta have a gunfight wit whoe'r came up with that abomination

[maryland-officially]

:3...?

[definitely-west-virginia]

My options are.. interesting.

The first one isn't even the state flag, it's the logo for WVU. 😭

[paper-mario-wiki]

breakfast

[mod2amaryllis]

that looks so good. can i ask you something?

[paper-mario-wiki]

thank you!

no.

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: aat tatg.caatg? ta! .

Closest match:

[paper-mario-wiki]

that's what you get for putting my ass under your little microscope. suffer the curse of my anomalous properties.

[the-prisonerr]

mod here.

I cannot believe I have to post this.

saying "i'm gonna rape you" or "You look rapable" is not allowed.

mod is a minor, Julian is TAKEN first of all and second of all its just gross and weird and off-putting.

Here are some of the worst asks in quotes because I cannot SS them without feeling sick.

"I'm going to find your address, rape you while your asleep and get you pregnant little tranny bitch"

":3 slit pls"

"Your not autistic ur just a rapedoll"

"Can I keep u as a slave?"

and some more.

im sick!!!! I am !!! wow! u guys do NOT know boundaries!!! I've had asks also calling Julian mexican / Spanish slurs....like...stop.

please think before you send, these degrading comments make me lose motivation and make me very upset. so stop. just STOP.

[the-prisonerr]

please repost this btw. spread some fucking awareness. because I've seen @planet-of-cataclysm get sick asks, my other blogs ( @official-milky-way and @in-real-life-moon) get these types of asks too.

I am tagging some blog to spread AWARENESS at unwanted, disgusting asks.

I've been in the gimmick community for less than a fucking year and I'm already dealing with it, I cannot imagine other, bigger, blogs.

@the-gimmick-authority @wikipedia-the-non-official @official-time @actually-titan @the-gimmick-lawyers @alternia-official @starry-unofficial

@venus-for-real @vitreous-official @iris-ghe @offical-potato and anyone else, @non-tyrannical-usa and whoever else has those bigger tags PLEASE reblog with them I'm so tired of this fucking asks.

[the-gimmick-lawyers]

holy fucking shit man, that’s terrible.

[its-target-official]

okay /wow/ I can’t believe that actually happened :(

I’ve thankfully never had to deal w that and hopefully never will, but it sucks that’s happening

[the-tumblur-searchbar]

I’m sorry what in the ever loving fuck?

[bob-belcher]

[bob-belcher]

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Welp.

Fuck.

[definitely-west-virginia]

Fuck indeed.

[buffalony-official]

music is gay

[definitely-west-virginia]

great thing to see first thing opening tumblr

[yesornopolls]

Do you have notifications on your phone for Tumblr?

Do you have notifications on your phone for Tumblr?

Yes

No

Voting ended onOct 30, 2024

[maryland-officially]

WAIT THIS MANY PEOPLE DON'T????

[definitely-west-virginia]

You do?

[maryland-officially]

You don't??

[definitely-west-virginia]

I don't even use the app. I use the website, so I kinda can't.

[maryland-officially]

wh

WHY

[definitely-west-virginia]

What part are you "why"-ing?

[yesornopolls]

Do you have notifications on your phone for Tumblr?

Do you have notifications on your phone for Tumblr?

Yes

No

Voting ended onOct 30, 2024

[maryland-officially]

WAIT THIS MANY PEOPLE DON'T????

[definitely-west-virginia]

You do?

[maryland-officially]

You don't??

[definitely-west-virginia]

I don't even use the app. I use the website, so I kinda can't.