Uh Huh, Honey

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[actualdaisybuchanan]

I hope we keep chasing each other through time

[actualdaisybuchanan]

I'm still like an angel

[currymaker]

having... wait... where am I? whats going on??? hello???? \*coughs out a big cloud of spores* fuuck. i gotta get me some pussy

[userarmand]

would love to know what the stage direction was that lead to this facial expression

[beetlearmand]

every time i see grimy 18th century armand i can't help but quote this fucking tweet i made back when i was active on iwtvtwt so here it is. and i stand by it.

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[treecitysessions]

This is so silly and cute I love it

[treecitysessions]

The most realistic part is the heels already hurting their feet too much before they even made it into the club

[littlcdarlin]

The girl you’re flirting with is going home early to write 70k+ words about having sex with a video game character who’s pushing 60

[theconcealedweapon]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

she's ok with the baby being mind controlled

[thesuperawesomeaarpong]

The baby is the one trying to mind control them

[vergak]

Zillow house listings

[aaays-and-bees]

>go right

[vergak]

[giugirl743]

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

[vergak]

[bunjywunjy]

>…go back to the right

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go left

[vergak]

[muhlisss]

Go forward

[vergak]

> Ascend

[vergak]

[jpuff9]

Go right ->

[vergak]

[athena-viviana]

Open the door! :3c

I wanna see what’s inside!

[vergak]

Congratulations! You Have Made It To The Ping Pong Chamber!

[psych-is-the-name]

[venuti24]

[actualdaisybuchanan]

I swear I can feel you like my heart beats in my chest

[konoko]

[bedupolker]

I've never wanted to have sex with an airplane but I think it's cool how some people want to have sex with airplanes. I think the world is a richer and more colorful place for it.

[girlmostlikely]

Women are like I’m locked away barricaded in my own body just as I always have only the key was lost before it was even mine. Men are like need a bitch with black hair and bangs who drives a Kia Soul to bug out on my dick

[howtobuildatimemachine]

Calling All Cars