hear me out: a marriage pact
what are you listening to?
after watching you dance, i’m certain you have no feet
could you not kill each other right now?
please stop eye-fucking each other, i feel sick
who said romance is dead?
you really need to be fucked
you don’t get laid often do you?
can we just stay here for a bit?
time stands still when you’re here
why can’t you just accept my help?
let me look after you for once
you’re cute when you’re mad
don’t kiss me when i’m pouting
time to give me attention
i’m trying to watch the tele!
you are such a blanket hog
how long have you wanted me?
do you know how long i have wanted you?
you’re the one that i want
i have been in love with you, dumbass
i don’t know what i would do without you
i think i want to marry you
that is not how you load the dishwasher
i refuse to live without you
you are the butter to my bread
without you, i would be nothing
waking up to you is my favourite thing
i love watching you sleep
take a picture, it lasts longer
man and wife, more like dumbass and dumbass
i just want to tell you that i love you