''We're the ones who live,,

''Hey asshole— Hey shitface!,,

[actuallycarlgrimes]

Hey everyone, I'm Carl Grimes! (yes— the real one)

I use he/they/it pronouns and am somewhere in my teen years (you guess where!)

I'm a radqueer, a paraphile, proship, profic, and most importantly— a really big selfshipper!

My favourite things to talk about are (obviously) The Walking Dead, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and David Morrissey!!

I'm David Morrissey's number one fan... I love him so much I cannot lie.

I say/repost sexual things sometimes, so be warned.

No DNI— follow your own!!!

My nonsharing selfships are Milton Mamet and Philip "The Governor" Blake... (And I suppose David Morrissey??? I don't know I refer to him as my husband/boyfriend a lot and it's a confusing topic— ask me about it!)

My... Contact stance...? Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy.

My yapping/general posts tag is 🪓 — carl did a thing

My repost tag is 🧟‍♂️ — just observing

I'm always really bad at these intros— but I hope it helped.

[actuallycarlgrimes]

Sorry I've been inactive, oomfs... Just been busy dealing with this stupid ass guy in my head while researching JFK and becoming really really leftist

I love you guys mwah

[rossisrad]

Heyyyyy!!!! My friend just wrote a fic, and wanted me to boost it, so here!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Its a good fic and I'm sure they'd love for you to read it!!! :D

[d7deadfall-8]

We are charlie kirk

[d7deadfall-4]

"Kill your local pedophile" and your local pedophile is an Autistic 15-year-old boy that can't go in public by himself

"Kill your local pedophile" and your local pedophile is a 12-year-old girl who doesn't know why she feels the way she feels about girls much younger than her

"Kill your local pedophile" and your local pedophile is a 6-year-old kid that will never grow out of being attracted to that age group

[cuteanimuthings]

See what your followers think!

BLACK = I would date you. GREEN = I think you’re cute. BLUE = You are my tumblr crush. GREY = I wish you would notice me. PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. TEAL = We have a lot in common. YELLOW = I don’t know you at all. ORANGE = I don’t like your blog. BROWN = I don’t like you. PINK = I think you are unattractive. RED = I hate you with a burning passion. WHITE = You scare me. RAINBOW = BED PLZ. SCARLET = You have influenced my decision/thoughts on something. MAROON = You taught me something new. CINNAMON = You’re a really cool person and admire you from afar. PERIWINKLE = You make me laugh MAUVE = You are really talented BLUSH = Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better. CYAN = We have very little in common THISTLE = I only just started following you INDIGO = I’ve been following you for a long time FUCHSIA = Your blog content is gold COPPER = Your blog content is trash (and I love it) VERMILION = You make me feel passionate HONEYDEW = I want to call you by a nickname LAVENDER = You inspire me CORAL = You’re a meme UMBER = I want to know more about you FORGET-ME-NOT = You remind me of somebody RAZZMATAZZ = I would share my favorite food with you ARSENIC = I don’t know how to describe the way I feel about you WINE = You make me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class SAFFRON = I love your ideas TIMBERWOLF = I trust you FALLOW = I want to run through the Northern wilderness barefoot with you PLUM = I’d like to chat with you TANGERINE = I love your aesthetic SAGE = You make me cry CRIMSON = We should collaborate on something! VIRIDIAN = I wanna hang out on your blog CHARTREUSE = You’re my homie BURGUNDY = I get excited when I see posts from you

[zinjanthropusboisei]

There are some specific-ass subreddits and cookiecutters in this world

[actuallycarlgrimes]

Has anyone else seen that tiktok where it's Carl fighting off Charlie Kirk to that one Eminem song?

That's literally me right now 💔

[actuallycarlgrimes]

charlie kirk sideblog when

Oh you're so smart...

Right now!

@heischarliekirk

[actuallycarlgrimes]

FOLLOW UP TO MY CHARLIE KIRK POST?????

SOMEONE HELP ME???

[d7deadfall-8]

I love your Charlie Kirk alter

[actuallycarlgrimes]

He wants to debate and call my friends slurs... Get me out of here bro

[bestpuppydisorderr]

I'M CRYING HOW XIX FHIS HAPPEN LMFAO

[actuallycarlgrimes]

I can't lie, I have ZERO clue.

[permaapup]

are u gonna let charlie kirk front and text all of us

[actuallycarlgrimes]

Not a bad idea... Hmm....

Wait it would probably be like "hey charlie :3" "I hate your kind blow your brains out. Stop supporting abortion and transgenderism, you're against the lord." 😭

[plushieprobably2-deactivated202]

☆FUKIN REMINDR☆

YOU'RE VALID!!!!!!

Your transIDs? ☆VALID☆

Your TrisIDs? ☆VALID☆

Your permaIDs? ☆VALID☆

Your reasons for having transIDs? ☆VALID☆

Your paraphilias? ☆VALID☆

Your contact stances? ☆VALID☆

No matter what you are!!!! You're ☆VALID☆

you ARE your IDs!!!!!!

You ARE NOT just your attractions!!!!

THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME BEING ALIVE BRO, YOURE VALID AND YOURE DOING EPIC!!!!!

[actuallycarlgrimes]

Someone save me. ITS BEEN HOURS

He hates me and I hate him ✌️

[littlelovedeaddove-deactivated2]

@actuallycarlgrimes your Charlie kirk alter

[actuallycarlgrimes]

Does this imply my brain is Undertale 😭

[actuallycarlgrimes]

FOLLOW UP TO MY CHARLIE KIRK POST?????

SOMEONE HELP ME???

[d7deadfall-8]

I love your Charlie Kirk alter

[actuallycarlgrimes]

He wants to debate and call my friends slurs... Get me out of here bro

[bestpuppydisorderr]

I'M CRYING HOW XIX FHIS HAPPEN LMFAO

[actuallycarlgrimes]

I can't lie, I have ZERO clue.

[actuallycarlgrimes]

FOLLOW UP TO MY CHARLIE KIRK POST?????

SOMEONE HELP ME???

[d7deadfall-8]

I love your Charlie Kirk alter

[actuallycarlgrimes]

He wants to debate and call my friends slurs... Get me out of here bro

[actuallycarlgrimes]

FOLLOW UP TO MY CHARLIE KIRK POST?????

SOMEONE HELP ME???

[actuallycarlgrimes]

something abt you is adorable -🫀🍓

Ooh, really? Heheh... what is it, pray tell?