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Trumpet/Sceezy/Shale/Link/Sun/Hex he/they/it but!! if you call me by cool neopronouns i will send good weather your way! i love emperor penguins and potoos! This blog is safe for systems and is run by an adult.

[krafterwrites]

I don't really care about Pokemon, but I can't not share this clip after seeing it

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[cerebral-device]

What do you do if a guy irrevocably fucked up your world by being mean to a gnome? Do you hate him? Do you kill him? Do you cough and spit on him? What do you do if someone wronged you and nobody seems to really care about it? How much of it is up to you?

[bungerc0re]

inviting a girl over to cut symbols into you and she keeps agonizing over what to use. alchemical is too fake, catholic is boring, etc. eventually you propose a pentagram just to get something moving and she says that'd be "poser gnostic shit" and walks out

[molabuddy]

?????????

[mrsterlingeverything]

Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend

[the-ways-of-the-future]

[treecitysessions]

I actually think it’s really awesome that we turned having a boyfriend into such an embarrassing thing that now women with boyfriends strive to get as little of him in their Instagram photos as possible

[treecitysessions]

No more “oh god did I get my double chin in this photo” only “oh god did I get that man in this photo” from here on out

[ravenatortumblar]

From a while ago but I still really like it

[vacuously-true]

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

[nudityandnerdery]

[southfarthing]

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[depsidase]

[chemicalico]

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

[eatthekidsfirst]

friends with consequences

[melmili]

just wanna say i am a big fan of this trope specifically

[tatsumi-rin]

[fucko]

[itsyourjester]

Life is just a ridiculous series of random events that prevent me from drawing bruabba ❤️‍🩹

[shopwitchvamp]

“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???"

Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering* /scene

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[ourdarling]

insane shit happening over on uquiz right now

[partypuppy-nastja]

These and other questions that transfems get asked every day