actuallynot is not real

they're rivals and they hate eachother

[phan-is-not-real]

do you ship actuallynotisreal and actuallynotisnotreal

sure

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

WAIT WHAT I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR??

[regisnotonfire]

telling my non phannie sibling about actuallynot.. where do i start

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

let them know that it's not real

[phan-is-not-real]

have you seen the state of your ship

are we drowning?

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

YES!!! >:D

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

NOPE. because now you have to contend with a new ship: spltlvlactuallynot, cooked up by yours truly

@im-just-a-phan

when did I sign up for this T=T

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Right so now that spltlvlnot is a thing does that mean I have won and also am I officially considered unemployed?

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

never be unemployed when im around

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

now what the hell is going on..

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Right so now that spltlvlnot is a thing does that mean I have won and also am I officially considered unemployed?

[phan-is-not-real]

you're.. replacing me? (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

-@phan-is-actually-real

"replacing" hints that we had something going on to begin with

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

!!!!

[wtfplanetdying]

i had a crazy dream that actuallynot wasn't a thing (crazy ik) but @phan-is-not-real and @spltlvlhous were a thing but decided to call their ship actuallynot for no other reason besides to get rid of any evidence of the original actuallynot and yes i slept amazing

[phan-is-not-real]

i'm not against the idea of deleting any evidence of the original actuallynot

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

!!

[actuallynot-is-real]

she's literally admitting there's evidence of actuallynot

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

obviously he means any evidence of people shipping actuallynot not actual evidence that the ship is real

[wtfplanetdying]

i had a crazy dream that actuallynot wasn't a thing (crazy ik) but @phan-is-not-real and @spltlvlhous were a thing but decided to call their ship actuallynot for no other reason besides to get rid of any evidence of the original actuallynot and yes i slept amazing

[phan-is-not-real]

i'm not against the idea of deleting any evidence of the original actuallynot

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

!!

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

spltlvlnot<33

Dawg what..

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

how would you react if people started shipping you with the person who is mainly advocating for actually not that I have forgotten the name of the account, I think it would be fun to take this whole thing way too far

completely, absolutely, and utterly enraged.

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

what's your shipname with actuallynot-is-real?

I'm not answering that..

@actuallynot-is-real

[actuallynot-is-real]

not answering that either lmao

[not4not-is-real]

Which Could Mean Nothing

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

no fucking way...

[actuallynot-is-real]

are we fr..

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Honestly that's pretty rich coming from you.. just saying...

[actuallynot-is-real]

just because actuallynot is real doesn't mean we are

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

I'm just saying it doesn't feel so good when it's happening to you does it?

[actuallynot-is-real]

could've been worse ngl

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

I guess you're right

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

what's your shipname with actuallynot-is-real?

I'm not answering that..

@actuallynot-is-real

[actuallynot-is-real]

not answering that either lmao

[not4not-is-real]

Which Could Mean Nothing

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

no fucking way...

[actuallynot-is-real]

are we fr..

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Honestly that's pretty rich coming from you.. just saying...

[actuallynot-is-real]

just because actuallynot is real doesn't mean we are

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

I'm just saying it doesn't feel so good when it's happening to you does it?

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

what's your shipname with actuallynot-is-real?

I'm not answering that..

@actuallynot-is-real

[actuallynot-is-real]

not answering that either lmao

[not4not-is-real]

Which Could Mean Nothing

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

no fucking way...

[actuallynot-is-real]

are we fr..

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Honestly that's pretty rich coming from you.. just saying...

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

what's your shipname with actuallynot-is-real?

I'm not answering that..

@actuallynot-is-real

[actuallynot-is-real]

not answering that either lmao

[not4not-is-real]

Which Could Mean Nothing

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

no fucking way...

[phan-is-not-real]

Would you throw actually onto the sofa

yeah no i'm not answering that on main

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Obviously the answer is yes because she doesn't like them but he can't say that because she could be charged with assault and battery

[phan-is-not-real]

has anyone made an actuallynot-is-not-real blog yet or is that too meta

they have! @actuallynot-is-not-real my bestie

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Aw bestie?? Ty!! :3