what am i doing bruh

who opened the sails on this ship? oh. right. me. gods dammit |/\| sideblog to im-just-a-phan side sideblog to 0ghostbird0

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

I DONT KNOW MAN, POLY SHIP GO

this blog is a joke please do not take anything I say seriously this is not as "serious" of a ship as actuallynot and spltlvlnot are

i swear i have proof. it will all come in due time (is going insane)

[regisnotonfire]

telling my non phannie sibling about actuallynot.. where do i start

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

let them know that it's not real

[actuallynot-is-phan]

i mean first of all, they're dan and phil

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

they're actually in a polycule

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

how did spltlvlactuallynot come to be

a dream. a hallucination. something. uhm.

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

what if ALLL the PHEU is actually secretly together nd this is all a complicated way of them coming out

WAIT... YES...

...am i included in this?? im scared

[lavenderberrycow]

So possible phanblr ships include

phan-is-not-real x phan-is-actually-real(uhhh who knows (Not was jealous but denies everything, Actually actively aides in shipping))

phan-is-almost-real x phan-will-be-real(friends, possibly gay)

phan-is-complicated x phan-wasnt-real(flirting)

actuallynot-could-be-real x maybe-actuallynot-is-real(friends, expressed kissing interest)

all information sourced from the blogs and also @xx-sewer-rat-xx's phanblr extended universe masterpost

edit:

phan-is-almost-real x phan-will-be-real x phan-will-soon-be-real(friends, colleagues, possible threesome)

actuallynot-is-real x actuallynot-is-not-real(enemies, maybe lovers?)

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

*blinks innocently at you*

[phan-is-not-real]

do you ship actuallynotisreal and actuallynotisnotreal

sure

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

ooo waow

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

I SWEAR THERE IS CHEMISTRY BETWEEN THESE THREE I SWEAR ON MY LIFE

[xx-sewer-rat-xx]

working on a slideshow... no particular reason i just need something to do

Phanblr Extended Universe - The Masterpost

Phanblr Extended Universe The Masterpost This place is a mess and I hate you all /j

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

i have proof i swear (insane)

[xx-sewer-rat-xx]

Unfortunately I cannot update that until I see said proof.

And, no, "trust me bro" is not proof.

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

>:[

[xx-sewer-rat-xx]

working on a slideshow... no particular reason i just need something to do

Phanblr Extended Universe - The Masterpost

Phanblr Extended Universe The Masterpost This place is a mess and I hate you all /j

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

i have proof i swear (insane)

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

Hello there! PHEU reporter here, my research is currently missing your stance on phan, do you mind sharing?

Oh, and welcome to the hellscape that is the PHEU, hope you have fun.

oh, joy! okay well im sure its obvious but i do believe in phan :]

also yay how joyous

[xx-sewer-rat-xx]

You'd be surprised by how unclear some of these blogs are on their stances. Shady...

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

how mean </3 have they no sense of honesty?

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

Hello there! PHEU reporter here, my research is currently missing your stance on phan, do you mind sharing?

Oh, and welcome to the hellscape that is the PHEU, hope you have fun.

oh, joy! okay well im sure its obvious but i do believe in phan :]

also yay how joyous

[phan-is-not-real]

Are you aware that you could have a harem if you so desired? I've noticed many people after your affection.

i am yes

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

so i truly am infecting the masses

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

pfp and banner made

also. asks are open

[phan-is-not-real]

have you seen the state of your ship

are we drowning?

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

its become a polycule. to me.

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

NOPE. because now you have to contend with a new ship: spltlvlactuallynot, cooked up by yours truly

@im-just-a-phan

when did I sign up for this T=T

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

now apparently

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Right so now that spltlvlnot is a thing does that mean I have won and also am I officially considered unemployed?

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

never be unemployed when im around

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

now what the hell is going on..

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

i don't know how i was made. i just spawned in yknow

[spltlvlactuallynot-is-real]

why do i exist