actuallynot is real

a blog dedicated to our favorite tumblr ship

[actuallynot-is-real]

i love drama ive ended a relationship nd started a new one just for the fun of it goodbye actuallynot hello spltlvlnot

@wtfplanetdying you're on my list

[actuallynot-is-real]

I'm not a prophet unlike other anon but I feel like Not will post something yearning in relation to Actually soon and I am #stayinghopeful

please god can you be a prophet

[actuallynot-is-real]

i feel like actuallynot angst is about to occur and it's frightening me

ANON WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MANIFEST

[scroofy-was-here]

APOLLO GAVE ME THE GIFT OF PHROPHECY BUT AT WHAT COST

[actuallynot-is-real]

YOU

[phan-is-not-real]

you're.. replacing me? (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

-@phan-is-actually-real

"replacing" hints that we had something going on to begin with

[phan-is-actually-real]

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[actuallynot-is-real]

ANON WHEN I FIND YOU

[actuallynot-is-real]

i feel like actuallynot angst is about to occur and it's frightening me

ANON WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MANIFEST

[wtfplanetdying]

i had a crazy dream that actuallynot wasn't a thing (crazy ik) but @phan-is-not-real and @spltlvlhous were a thing but decided to call their ship actuallynot for no other reason besides to get rid of any evidence of the original actuallynot and yes i slept amazing

[phan-is-not-real]

i'm not against the idea of deleting any evidence of the original actuallynot

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

!!

[actuallynot-is-real]

she's literally admitting there's evidence of actuallynot

[actuallynot-is-real]

spltlvlnot<33

what the fuck did i miss in the night

[phan-is-not-real]

if phan wasnt real then the internet wouldnt b here or great 🙁

are you trying to say that the internet where people are shipping me with actually is great

[actuallynot-is-real]

she's bringing up actually unpromptedly again...

[lyraisnotonfire]

dan and phil please announce the livestream people are shipping shipping blogs

[actuallynot-is-real]

it's me i'm people

[phan-is-not-real]

Would you throw actually onto the sofa

yeah no i'm not answering that on main

[phan-is-actually-real]

and why's that? (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

[yairqq]

@actuallynot-is-real

[actuallynot-is-real]

and why would she hide the answer if he doesn't want to??

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

what's your shipname with actuallynot-is-real?

I'm not answering that..

@actuallynot-is-real

[actuallynot-is-real]

not answering that either lmao

[not4not-is-real]

Which Could Mean Nothing

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

no fucking way...

[actuallynot-is-real]

are we fr..

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Honestly that's pretty rich coming from you.. just saying...

[actuallynot-is-real]

just because actuallynot is real doesn't mean we are

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

I'm just saying it doesn't feel so good when it's happening to you does it?

[actuallynot-is-real]

could've been worse ngl

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

what's your shipname with actuallynot-is-real?

I'm not answering that..

@actuallynot-is-real

[actuallynot-is-real]

not answering that either lmao

[not4not-is-real]

Which Could Mean Nothing

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

no fucking way...

[actuallynot-is-real]

are we fr..

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Honestly that's pretty rich coming from you.. just saying...

[actuallynot-is-real]

just because actuallynot is real doesn't mean we are

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

what's your shipname with actuallynot-is-real?

I'm not answering that..

@actuallynot-is-real

[actuallynot-is-real]

not answering that either lmao

[not4not-is-real]

Which Could Mean Nothing

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

no fucking way...

[actuallynot-is-real]

are we fr..

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

what's your shipname with actuallynot-is-real?

I'm not answering that..

@actuallynot-is-real

[actuallynot-is-real]

not answering that either lmao

[phan-is-not-real]

Hey! Just wanted to check in about all the actually not shipping — obvs it’s weird and parasocial, but are you chill with it? I find it funny personally, but I think this Phandom more than any other should make sure we’re respecting people’s boundaries.

do you think i expected anything else from the dan and phil fandom

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Clearly he's annoyed with the shipping because it's all NOT REAL!!!

[actuallynot-is-real]

the opposite! she expected it and still did it!! he wanted this to happen!!!

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Are you implying that she asked for this?? Just because he acknowledged that this would probably happen doesn't mean that she wanted it to happen THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE!!

[actuallynot-is-real]

of course these are real people, but he knew what she was getting into!!

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Oh so can people not just want to blog about their opinions without getting shipped anymore???

[actuallynot-is-real]

have you forgotten what fandom we're in?

[phan-is-not-real]

Hey! Just wanted to check in about all the actually not shipping — obvs it’s weird and parasocial, but are you chill with it? I find it funny personally, but I think this Phandom more than any other should make sure we’re respecting people’s boundaries.

do you think i expected anything else from the dan and phil fandom

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Clearly he's annoyed with the shipping because it's all NOT REAL!!!

[actuallynot-is-real]

the opposite! she expected it and still did it!! he wanted this to happen!!!

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Are you implying that she asked for this?? Just because he acknowledged that this would probably happen doesn't mean that she wanted it to happen THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE!!

[actuallynot-is-real]

of course these are real people, but he knew what she was getting into!!

[phan-is-not-real]

Hey! Just wanted to check in about all the actually not shipping — obvs it’s weird and parasocial, but are you chill with it? I find it funny personally, but I think this Phandom more than any other should make sure we’re respecting people’s boundaries.

do you think i expected anything else from the dan and phil fandom

[actuallynot-is-not-real]

Clearly he's annoyed with the shipping because it's all NOT REAL!!!

[actuallynot-is-real]

the opposite! she expected it and still did it!! he wanted this to happen!!!