actuallynot is phan

so... no tour then?

actuallynot-is-real

i feel like actuallynot angst is about to occur and it's frightening me

ANON WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MANIFEST

#phivorce

THE PINS! FOR THE PHEU

phan-will-soon-be-real

making my stances clear:

CURRENT:

FUTURE:

Phan will soon be real, ActuallyNot will probably be but there is no telling what time frame (although probably 2 or so months after Phan)

phan-doesnt-exist

MAKING MY STANCES CLEAR:

(idk which one to put they don't exist so eh)

Updated!

basically my stance:

phan-will-soon-be-real

Making my stance clear

There have been a lot of conversations about the shipping of @phan-is-not-real and @phan-is-actually-real. To this I say, yes. It will soon be real. Currently they are at the enemies stage of enemies to lovers, and they will complete the final stage soon, although my predicted date for that (according to my Data) is later than Phan.

#it's so wild to find out they're cats #thank you actually for clarifying

I don't see why would they get together twice

marygravesart

Two little drawings from today's Phodcast! 😽

@amazingphil @danielhowell

#phan canon

pidglette

new dan and phil variant

le-freaknasty

dan and phil as cat breeds <3

The Oriental Shorthair

The Maine Coon

BABIES BONUS!

phan might or might not be real (that's not my jurisdiction) but they sure are actuallynot

#dan and phil #actuallynot #phan

phan-is-not-real

Would you throw actually onto the sofa

yeah no i'm not answering that on main

actuallynotblog

Meaning, you have an answer?

she's already answered it on the phod

@maybe-actuallynot-is-real hypothetically would you come over to my house to film a q&a

hypothetically, on the way as we speak

ヽ(*＾ω＾*)ﾉ

moonytoast-28

AWWWWWWW THE PHANBLR UNIVERSE GOT A DNP VARIANT SHIP @actuallynot-is-real tell actually and not to take notes from these icons

what should yalls ship name be guys

its actuallynot-sceptics but i mean whos to say wether its real or not…we cant be sure

exactly, nobody knows anything for sure...

#love maybe wins

they're just cosplaying as newfound lovers on tumblr

if phan is real then is actuallynot real too then? but what if it isnt real? idk I'm confused we can't say anything for sure yet...

i guess you have a point, phan is only as real as actuallynot is and vice versa

exactly! but if it turns out actuallynot aren't real then phan must have a motive for doing this... @phan-is-conspiracy

phan-is-conspiracy

marketing. actuallynot is a marketing ploy by phan to sell more tickets now that they've revealed their "relationship" theres no mystery left so they instead created actuallynot to keep the guessing game going and to promote their podcast. obviously.

obviously!

it's so easy being actuallynot-is-phan because no one can really say anything that disproves that statement and every new info just confirms it

Must be nice to not have to do any critical thinking

i'm just spreading the facts here

THE PINS! FOR THE PHEU

ari-adne-111

Do you think DnP will find out that we no longer give a shit about their RPF because we've created

✨️ actuallynot ✨️

#dan and phil #actuallynot #phan #dnp #phandom #life is easy

i think they've created those accounts specifically for that reason

#phan #actuallynot

it's so easy being actuallynot-is-phan because no one can really say anything that disproves that statement and every new info just confirms it

Phanblr Extended Universe Explained

Accurate as of July 27th 2026, 7:25 PM GMT

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Phan: The shipping between Dan and Phil ActuallyNot: The shipping between Phan-is-not-real and Phan-is-actually-real PHEU: Phanblr Extended Universe, not an official name, just what I'm working with Truther: Believes the ship is real Anti: Believes the ship is fake

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Phan-is-not-real The OG blog. suggests that phan is not, has never been, and never will be real Phan anti, actuallynot anti

Phan-is-actually-real Suggests that phan is real, always has been, and always will be Phan truther, actuallynot truther

Phan-is-almost-real Suggests that Dan and Phil are not together yet, but will be eventually Phan truther, actuallynot truther

Phan-was-real Suggests that Dan and Phil broke up and are going through the phivorce Phan anti, no confirmed stance on actuallynot

Actuallynot-is-real Suggests that the ship between phan-is-not-real and phan-is-actually-real is real Phan truther, actuallynot truther

Actuallynot-is-not-real Suggests that the ship between phan-is-not-real and phan-is-actually-real is not real No confirmed stance on phan, actuallynot anti

Actuallynot-could-be-real Suggests that actuallynot could be real, but we don’t know for sure No confirmed stance on phan, is conflicted about actuallynot

Only-phan-is-real Suggests that the only couple to ever exist is phan Phan truther, actuallynot anti

Phan-was-not-real Suggests that phan was not real UNTIL 2025 Phan truther, no confirmed stance on actuallynot

Phan-must-remain-unsolved Suggests that phan is nobody's business, and should not be confirmed or denied Does not speculate on phan or actuallynot, thus no confirmed stance on either

Phan-doesn't-exist Suggests that Dan and Phil, and subsequently phan, are all figments of our imagination Phan anti, actuallynot truther

Phan-is-complicated Suggests that Dan has had a crush on Phil since 2024 and they dated briefly in 2009 but it was kinda messy and then tried friends with benefits in 2019 but broke it off when lockdown was announced because they didn't want to argue and lose each other. They also kissed once. last year but never talked about it, sometimes Phil remembers the kiss but he feels guilty about it because he thinks that Dan doesn't like him like that after what happened in 2009 and all of his issues with sexuality. Situationship phan truther, no confirmed stance on actuallynot

Phan-is-not-dil Suggests that Dan and Phil are together, however the ship name should be dil, not phan Phan Dil truther, actuallynot notactually truther

Phan-could-be-real Suggests that phan is up for interpretation No confirmed stance on phan, actuallynot truther

Phan-is-conspiracy Suggests that phan is real, but not the most important Dan and Phil conspiracy theory Phan truther, actuallynot anti

Phan-will-be-real Similarly to phan-is-almost-real, suggests that phan is not real yet, but will be in the future Future phan truther, no confirmed stance on actuallynot

Is-phan-real Questions if phan is real or if we're being lied to No confirmed stance on phan or actuallynot

Maybe-actuallynot-is-real Essentially the same as Actuallynot-could-be-real but with a more positive outlook Phan truther, hopeful for actuallynot

Actuallynot-is-phan Suggests that Phan-is-not-real and Phan-is-actually-real are run by Dan and Phil respectively Phan truther, and actuallynot truther by proxy

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ActuallyNot Lore: Phan-is-not-real denies being in love with Phan-is-actually-real, and openly despises the ship despite showing potential signs of jealousy when asked if others could date Phan-is-actually-real. Phan-is-actually-real is openly encouraging the ship of ActuallyNot, and is aiding in the fanfic writing.

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Other: Phan-could-be-real and Actuallynot-could-be-real have been seen arguing over Phan-could-be-real’s truther stance on Actuallynot.

Phan-is-almost-real does not like Phan-will-be-real due to the latter stealing their gimmick. The hatred is one sided though, as Phan-will-be-real is fond of Phan-is-almost-real. Beef resolved they're friends and maybe gay together now. IDK things change fast

Phan-must-remain-unsolved has expressed interest in an offer to be fucked by Phan-is-not-real. This was not intended to be an offer for sex, Phan-is-not-real has not responded.

Rumors of Phan-is-not-real, Phan-is-actually-real, and Phan-is-almost-real being in a polycule have been seen, but shut down quickly by Phan-is-not-real.

Actuallynot-could-be-real has expressed interest in kissing Maybe-actuallynot-is-real, actuallynot septics is their ship name and it may or may not be real.

Phan-is-complicated and Phan-was-not-real are flirting on one of Phan-was-real's posts, Phan-was-real basically told the other two to get a room.

Many have suggested that Phan-is-not-real and Phan-is-actually-real (or perhaps the entire PHEU) may be the same person, but these claims have been shut down.

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Final thoughts: you're all a mess and I should not have spent my time on this post. Oh also I'm a Phan and ActuallyNot truther.

phan-will-be-real

I can confirm my stance on actuallynot: actuallynot is not currently real but, in the future, actuallynot will be real when phan-is-not-real finally admits their undeniable feelings for phan-is-actually-real, which will happen at the exact same time as when Dan and Phil confess and get together.