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@phan-will-soon-be-real
My phanifesto (if you will):
Dan and Phil are pretending to be together for views. HOWEVER, they will actually end up together very soon (approx. 3 months), they just don’t know it yet.
I (currently) support @phan-is-not-real, however they will soon be wrong and my support will switch to @phan-is-actually-real.
Thank you.
Making my stance clear
There have been a lot of conversations about the shipping of @phan-is-not-real and @phan-is-actually-real. To this I say, yes. It will soon be real. Currently they are at the enemies stage of enemies to lovers, and they will complete the final stage soon, although my predicted date for that (according to my Data) is later than Phan.
I don't see why would they get together twice
ActuallyNot and Phan are not the same entity as you choose to believe. Not to stray too far from my Phanifesto and mission statement, why would Dan and Phil be fighting on the internet about whether they are together or not when they very clearly are not together yet?
I’ve been silent for too long and can no longer bear to keep this inside: @actuallynot-is-real is a good person and deserves many good things.
THE PINS! FOR THE PHEU
making my stances clear:
CURRENT:
FUTURE:
Phan will soon be real, ActuallyNot will probably be but there is no telling what time frame (although probably 2 or so months after Phan)
THANK YOU!!! Clarification makes my research and documenting so much easier :D
thank you for your dedication to the phanblr universe, brave sewer rat
THE PINS! FOR THE PHEU
making my stances clear:
CURRENT:
FUTURE:
Phan will soon be real, ActuallyNot will probably be but there is no telling what time frame (although probably 2 or so months after Phan)
real partners know how many moles the other has. i mean 80 compared to 327? he knows nothing about phil phan is clearly not real.
!!!exactly!!!
but this is giving him the opportunity - he now knows how many moles Phil has. And if you ask him the same question in a few months (let's say 3), he will know, and Phan will be real.
Making my stance clear
There have been a lot of conversations about the shipping of @phan-is-not-real and @phan-is-actually-real. To this I say, yes. It will soon be real. Currently they are at the enemies stage of enemies to lovers, and they will complete the final stage soon, although my predicted date for that (according to my Data) is later than Phan.
My proof:
Dan and Phil are a media stunt. They deny this (and laugh) as if we are stupid enough to get it. Yes, of course Phan is not real. In fact, there is no evidence to suggest that love is real at all.
However. My sources (the Data) suggest that in approximately three months time, Phan will be real. Dan and Phil will realise that they do actually love each other and will get together and hard launch that in fact, I, tumblr user @phan-will-soon-be-real, was right the whole time. This will occur in October, right at the start of the tour.
thank you. my colleagues (and thirds) @phan-will-be-real and @phan-is-almost-real can back me up here. We are visionaries and will eventually be correct.
in approximately 3 months, Phan will be real. In approximately 2 months after that, actuallynot will be real.
they held hands in the last tiktok!!!
omg their crushes on each other are so obvi, they should just confess already and date
This motherfucker stole my concept. Get off my hunting ground…
@phan-is-not-real back me up brother
We are different, see, I embody a fact about the future according to the phrophecy. Lets unite to spread the truth of the phuture! Peace☮️ Love❤️ Joy🎉 hippies!
You know what, you’re so right, why spread hate when you can spread love. Maybe one day it will reach Dan and Phil, so they can realise they were made for each other!
I know that the spirit of love will reach Dan and Phil! Also we have our third @phan-will-soon-be-real
The spirit of love will reach them! Possibly in three months or so, as per my Prediction. Thank you fellow comrades/partners.
dan and phil are like three weeks from opening a podcast story with “so me and phil were fucking” and we’re all just going to take insane psychic damage and instantly die
I think you mean 3 months, right?
Phan proof videos pre-hiatus: invasive, obsessive, little weird
Phan proof videos post-hiatus: tongue-in-cheek, little funny
Phan proof videos post-hard launch: peak comedy
@phan-is-not-real what do you think of this
you're all brainwashed sheep
Currently yes, but in approximately 3 months (give or take) you will all be normal and funny individuals
They’re getting closer to my predicted date of Phan becoming real… we’re still on schedule!
This fanfic shit is easy @phan-is-not-real @phan-is-actually-real
Phan AND notactually will both soon be real!
Hard Launch Tour -> HLT -> Heterosexual Love Truthing. They will come out as straight during the tour, here's your proof.
we got proof!!
Yes but then they will end up together and it’ll be Homosexual Love Truthing <3
Dan and Phil aren't real it's government propaganda
but soon they will be real! and the government will collapse! in approximately 3 months (give or take up to a century)
