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WE ACTUALLY DID IT 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

#yeah this update is late i finished about an hour ago

okay time for the final lock in. the generational lock in. nobody's ever locked in this hard before.

#thanks to my friend who suggested 4.5 hours of sleep for the sleep cycle i actually feel pretty good right now!#everyone say thank you thomas

god i'm so tired. but this fic isn't going to write itself so i guess i will die

seesawing between the horrors and the delights so quickly i can't tell if it's [character] who's going insane or me. probably a bit of both

save me chocomel

chocomel save me

#24 grams of sugar in liquid form. it's going to have to be worth it #as a rule i don't drink caffeine unless it's in tea so i guess i'll have to survive tonight on sugar highs #and copious amounts of tea maybe

it's over it's so over it's actually so fucking over

#they're going to take me out the back and shoot me because i haven't finished my gift on time. it's not going to happen i fear.#the longer this fic gets the more i feel like i may never finish it. get me OUT OF HERE #this time it really is over for me. i'm not used to staying up until like 4 in the morning anymore i'm ALREADY tired and it's 21:30

actuallynunk

i'm so fucked. this is really really bad

actuallynunk

AND i'm having a stress breakout. my face...

i'm so fucked. this is really really bad

i think i was less stressed about handing in my bachelor's thesis than getting this fic done in time. it's dire. it's really dire

dungeon-bitch

#fanfic that needs to be done TOMORROW. it's so over

chekhovs-guns

"padmé's too intelligent to fall for palpatine's lies" she, just like EVERYONE ELSE, fell for his lies. palpatine is supposed to be mastermind who fooled everyone. STOP DISRESPECTING MY OLD MAN HIS WORK WAS HARD!!!

holybagelsstuff

Apparently the whole galaxy lacks braincells cuz they all fell for Palpatine's lies. Lobotomy Wars

#went into the notes and found this addition. knew i had to include it in the reblog #lobotomy wars 😭😭 i'm weeping #star wars

doyoulovethewayzeylily

imagine you had a friend who constantly made jokes at the expense of something you loved. they're never funny, but they seem to expect you to laugh even though the punchline is just, "this thing you love sucks ass". it's not even really a joke, there's nothing funny about it, you can tell that they genuinely actually believe it. but they insist it's just a joke!

no matter what the situation is, they're always bringing the social interaction to a screeching halt with these jokes. nobody ever wants to participate in this joke with them. nobody agrees with the premise. nobody ever knows what to say afterwards, it's just an awkward moment and a subject change. but they just keep doing it.

you have to stop with the self-deprecatory "humor", it's not fun for anyone including you.

doyoulovethewayzeylily

#actual advice: switch to self-aggrandizing humor #have the biggest ego in the world even if it's fake #does wonders

as the smartest and most beautiful woman in the world, I can confirm this

hardgockcafe

Self aggrandizing humor saves lives. I’m an authority on this since I’m legitimately the coolest girl in the world.

redstonedust

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

#the protestant work ethic has ruined everything for us

urie

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

queer-reader-07

whimsicalfairytales

The “nobody” scene in the odyssey is absolutely not just a clever pun—it’s a character defining moment for Odysseus because he refuses to be nobody. He devised an incredible plan that worked and he could have saved his men and returned home much sooner but he just had to yell to the cyclops that he isn’t nobody—he’s Odysseus, king of Ithaca so now Poseidon knows who to curse which severely fucks up the rest of the journey.

The “nobody” scene highlights both Odysseus’s cleverness but also his arrogance and those two traits define Odysseus throughout the entire story. It’s a foundational aspect of Odysseus’s character and cutting the scene displays a shocking level of ignorance and disregard for the themes in the source material.

#yeah i'm mad about this movie.

whencartoonsruletheworld

ohhh my god I just fact-checked, Nolan actually DID cut the "Nobody" scene from his Odyssey movie. Mfer that is like cutting the Father reveal from Star Wars. Let me speak in a language you understand this is like not dressing Batman up in his suit. "It was not possible to work it in" the TikTok musical with a budget of $4 and a scratched Hamilton CD managed to work it in in SONG form, step up your FUCKING GAME

dragoninhumanskin

This genuinely made me want to not watch it

daysleftofsecondterm

I thought I had nothing to say but I do.

Even the Arthur retelling of The Odyssey includes the “my name is Nobody” gag. And if an Aardvark can get that right, I expect more of a billion dollar box office flop.

narcissene

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

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