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Or maybe I am? Even I don't know anymore, I'm in too deep. Gareth, 23. I'm a fan of music, animals, films, tv and food xoxo

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So ready to see these tomorrow honestly

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the menzingers | hello exile

We fell in love under impossible smiles. Life was perfect if just for a little while.

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Still obsessed honestly

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I feel very attacked

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the menzingers | anna

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Got introduced to these the other day and I'm a little obsessed

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Sevdiğim kediler

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Noot Noot

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I don’t know what it is, but the second one splashing into the water cracks me up hard core, like literal tears streaming out of my eyes I’m laughing so hard.

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Art.

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Wandered up a hill at 5am today, really don’t appreciate where I live enough. (Ft. the sheep squad)

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i’m sorry but this is the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all week

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Tennyson St. by Stephersaur

I don’t know if I am being selfish or selfless. We took so many walks in the dark, but I don’t remember if we ever got anywhere. Tennyson St. was just a short walk from your house, but we always found ourselves in your truck – driving somewhere we didn’t recognize. I don’t know what this is, but I don’t want to say goodbye. 

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I’M DEAD

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Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

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OH MY GOSH

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It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

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Pure

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The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?

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i only understand about 60% of the words in this post but i still think its funny

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Never read something so accurate

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He committed to how pissed off he was

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I love how petty this is

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I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol

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I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.

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This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.

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Grow Up With Me by Keaton Henson

Grow up with me. 

Let’s run in fields and fear the dark together. Fall off swings, and burn special things, and both play outside in bad weather. 

 Let’s eat badly. Let’s watch adults drink wine and laugh at their idiocy. Let’s sit in the back of the car, making eye contact with strangers driving past, making them uncomfortable.

Not caring. Not swearing. Don’t fuck. 

Let’s both reclaim our superpowers; the ones we all have and lose with our milk teeth. The ability not to fear social awkwardness. To panic when locked in the cellar; still sure there’s something down there. And while picking from pillows each feather, let’s both stay away from the edge of the bed, forcing us closer together. 

Let’s sit in public, with ice cream all over both our faces; sticking our tongues out at passers by. 

Let’s cry. Let’s swim. Let’s everything. 

Let’s not find it funny lest someone falls over. Classical music is boring. Poetry baffles us both; there’s nothing that’s said is what’s meant. Plays are long, tiresome, sullend, and filled; with hours that could be spent rolling down hills, and grazing our knees on cement. 

Let’s hear stories and both lose our innocence. Learn about parents and forgiveness, death and morality, kindness and art, thus losing both of our innocent hearts, but at least we won’t do it apart.

 Grow up with me.

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I will love this man until I die

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Pup interrupts soccer match, gives interview.

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The commentator narrating the pup’s moves with the ball is AMAZING and I’m crying

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“(…) right, but he decides to kick the ball. He gets close, and who grabs it? The Friend(dog)! Yes! A pup got into the field. He’s tied to it. He puts it under his paws and shows what football was missing in the Gasometro (field’s name). The [team]’s men want to grab him, but they cant! The Friend has his eyes on the ball. He runs to find it again. Yes! He bites! He kneads! He wants it close! He gets lost, he’s so happy! Castro (player) wants to kick his Corner but he can’t. He tells the pup “enough, enough, go over there”… however *commentator laughs*, there’s the pup! When he puts it on the floor, [the dog] goes again for the ball. And of course, as any skilled man, wants it all for himself. A bit of an over-eater, this pup. And he clearly has shown conditions / talent. [The team] found the way to the goal thanks to the Pichicho’s (little dog) essential input…. who, of course, as any protagonist had his place at [the tv show].“

*camera switches to interview where dog barks and mounches on the reporter’s mic (who allows him do it)*

I’ve been watching Argentinean football all my life and I can confirm this is the best to ever happen on a match.

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@king-ludwig-ii

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The added translation makes this even better

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Reblogging yet again because of the translation

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Something exciting appeared on Keaton Henson’s social media! Listen to the soulful piano music that comes through on the webpage: http://welcometotallowmere.com/