Theodore Nott

Theodore Nott. Pureblood, seventh year, Slytherin, musician, all-around bad-ass and better than you in every single way you can come up with in that little brain of yours.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

Girls are so gullible.

[x-emmelinevance-deactivated2014]

Uhm, that’s a pretty broad statement. There are just as many gullible guys out there.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

No. Girls are always the gullible ones. It's pretty funny actually.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

Girls are so gullible.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

So many stupid sluts,

[eden-finley]

He … he wouldn’t do that. He’s a gentleman. [remembers the way Ant apologized so profusely after they’d slept together]

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

Yeah, not anymore. He's just like the rest of us. 

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

So many stupid sluts,

[eden-finley]

He doesn’t … he doesn’t fuck a lot of people. 

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

Yes he does. He fucks girls left and right. They have to be blonde though. They're always blonde.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

So many stupid sluts,

[eden-finley]

A lot of people are Death Eaters. And a lot of people are guys. That means nothing.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

We both fuck a lot of people. We're both assholes.

[katarina-sawyer]

Hello to you too, Theo.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

You never answered my question.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

So many stupid sluts,

[zamiragulch]

Wow. Wasn’t aware of that one. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

Is his dick so small that you can't feel it? Is that why you weren't aware of it?

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

So many stupid sluts,

[zamiragulch]

I’d love to, except for the fact that I don’t want to. At all.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

Oh, right. Forgot that you're fucking Damien.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

So many stupid sluts,

[eden-finley]

Antonin is nothing like you.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

We're both Death Eaters and we're both guys. There's two things right there.

[katarina-sawyer]

*standing outside having a cigarette and watching her dog wander around the grass* 

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

Who's the bitch?

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

So many stupid sluts,

[eden-finley]

I honestly don’t see how anyone can stand you. You’re disgusting.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

So is Dolohov, but you still hang around him.

[madamoiselle-charlotte-deactiva]

Excuse me, has anyone seen a Theodore Nott?

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

You’re not ‘my girl,’ so no. 7 sickles and you can have a bag.

[madamoiselle-charlotte-deactiva]

It’s a figure of speech, Nott. Gooooodnessss. I only have 6. 

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

Then I guess you don't have weed.

[madamoiselle-charlotte-deactiva]

Excuse me, has anyone seen a Theodore Nott?

[madamoiselle-charlotte-deactiva]

Wanna be a pal and give ya girl some? I want to try it for once… 

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

You're not 'my girl,' so no. 7 sickles and you can have a bag.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

So many stupid sluts,

[eden-finley]

If a woman’s vagina can return to its normal size after giving birth to a fucking baby, then I’m pretty sure a tiny dick such as yours wouldn’t make a difference in its size.

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

Grain of rice down a corridor then.

[madamoiselle-charlotte-deactiva]

Excuse me, has anyone seen a Theodore Nott?

[madamoiselle-charlotte-deactiva]

Do you have weed?

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

I thought that'd be obvious.

[madamoiselle-charlotte-deactiva]

Excuse me, has anyone seen a Theodore Nott?

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

Nope. Haven’t seen him.

[madamoiselle-charlotte-deactiva]

FUCK. I wanted to ask him something. Goddamn. 

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

What is it?

[madamoiselle-charlotte-deactiva]

Excuse me, has anyone seen a Theodore Nott?

He’s taller than me… shaggy hair… sometimes wears a fuzzy hat…? 

[actuallytheodorenott-blog]

Nope. Haven't seen him.