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[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[pmamtraveller]

The life cycle of a cherry.

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[chazchaschad]

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[thesteamhunk]

One or two years ago I got a spam email with these two sentences in them and they’ve been a part of my vocabulary ever since

[oneheadtoanother]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[ectoimp]

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[kingartsybanana]

If Backrooms was a children’s book

[thebiscuitwitch]

Well now I want the whole book

[silkwhim]

fun phenomenon

[softwaring]

[katestewartt]

"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"

[revivivivify]

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]