m.

im here to surprise and delight

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[stockxfootage-deactivated201708]

[ruinedchildhood]

[standingbearmma-deactivated2019]

MOTHERFUCKER!! Monday’s, my favorite today of the week! 5 DAYS! 💪🏼👊🏼🐻🏆 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq70WRQndRE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=4avndkrzyz8j

[squidyword]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left

child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

[jodiefoster]

i’m not sleepy in a cute way but in a chronic depression and insomnia way 

[lilthot]

Me as soon as I’m feeling any type of depression creeping upon myself: I need to buy…something..

[yourlesbiandad]

*looking in a mirror trying to practice self-love* ur doing great u stupid bitch

[cherrytwizzler]

How are you?

i don’t wanna sound soft but a bitch could use a hug

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah.

[flowerbeds]

im a solid 2/10 but im kinky and loyal so hmu

[winemummy]

I hope the next thing I get addicted to is taking care of my self and loving my body

[fckin-deactivated20171107]

yall still trust people in 2017? LMAOOOO

[bai-xue]

Someone buy this man a beer

[actualscientist]

me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again

brain: how bout i do a n y w a y

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

I need me a freak like this

[naturalv1bes]

Ugh I love Shihan’s poetry

[lonsthedon]

😍😍😍