This life I lead it's A Curious Thing ...

... but I can't deny the happiness it brings. // Alli. 29. Dreamer. Writer. Photographer.

[userlesbian]

cuties

[voydhymn]

having many trinkets and books is so cool and fun until you realize you have to dust them

[acuriousthing]

Just had a phream that I walked into them filming a tiktok making fun of the dans secret boyfriend thing

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[nonlynear]

sorry about me. or youre welcome. depending

[beingalizardsucks]

I perceive dan and phil both to be very gender less but in very different ways

Dan is like a man and a woman had a child. Like he's got two wolves inside him and it's man and woman.

And phil is like this mystical alien creature who is beyond any kind of gender expression. His gender is just phil.

Does anyone else see what I'm seeing? These pictures are my best try at explaining my vision

[philipforscale]

also i cant believe phil has only ever went to like. 3 weddings. ever? how small is their social circle omggg

[philipforscale]

ok this is so fascinating bc apparently hes in the normal range

[knownqueerbaiter]

idk who needs to hear this but it’s healthier for you to just accept that you’re gonna be kinda fat than it is to live the rest of your life miserably trying to monitor yourself to maintain a skinny weight your body doesn’t want to hold onto

[knownqueerbaiter]

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels” what feels even better is living a life where your self-worth isn’t entirely dependent on your thinness and you don’t constantly monitor and shame yourself. attaching the tweet that was worth at least five hours of therapy for me

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[pseudophan]

"i don't like noises that are a bit shrill in my ear" phil. babe. have you met your boyfriend.

[girldan-pip]

this polaroid they took using the last of the blue film of tit tour era truly feels like a final goodbye to that era/pre-hard launch era and a proper step into the hard launch era

[slowlikehoney1996]

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

[dandp]

How do they manage to make simple newsletters feel like this every time

[pseudophan]

girl shut the fuck upppp

[lyraisnotonfire]

dan and phil please announce the livestream people are shipping shipping blogs

[catchymemes]

[reunitedinterlude]

dnp & fuji (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)