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qoa

b0omhauer

johnny-and-dora

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be passionate about tv shows and snack foods?

assholedisney-deactivated201604

on the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me five golden rings

on the 6th day of Christmas I realized my true love is Sauron and he does not share power, I think these birds he gave me are spying on me, and he chopped down my pear tree after like the third day??

sinbetweens

This reminds me of the best tweet of the holidays: seven swans to rule them all, six geese to find them, five gold rings to bring them all, and in the pear tree bind them

dankmemeuniversity

sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012

someone said “i have a story idea. humans can live forever but that’s a backdrop. three satellites gain sentience. they love football. this will fuck you up for years.”

I'm back

Reddit is too rage inducing

I got my first 100% in a course

I might actually get into grad school for clinical psychology.

durbikins

funny noise

durbikins

funny noise

istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

poetfish

Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: “trying” each other for piracy. The “accused” would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.