Will Teach For Food

musician, teacher, woodworker, upstate ny

[unbearable-swagger]

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

[amazoogle]

oh shit, my NFTs!

[savoiardi-deactivated20211230]

gaslight gatekeep girlboss girlban <- NEW

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[femur-theif]

All of these are so accurate it hurts

[glass-trash-bab]

@nicadenic

[lesbian-velma-rights]

Also Hermes, God of messengers

[confusedwitch-deactivated202412]

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

[lowpolyanimals]

Cat from Kentucky Route Zero

[babyanimalgifs]

When you try to Google Tony Hawk but accidentally type in Tiny Hawk

(Source)

[sarapsys]

[dogsuffrage]

Tony the Tiny Hawk?!

[depsidase]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[topherchris]

[strange-buffoon]

I’m just saying that maybe it wouldn’t have turned out quite as bad.

[kymeira]

this is bird loving energy we need

[my-hyucking-spoons]

It'd be like that sometimes

[sidetongue]

baby

[pangur-and-grim]

Toronto raccoons are so bold. I’m slapping the bush with a shovel like an orangutan and they just stare back unimpressed

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[acupofbritishearlgrey]

Dominic Monaghan & Billy Boyd try to stump Stephen with LOTR trivia

[garrettauthor]

THEY GOT HIM

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD THAT IS???

[anais-ninja-bitch]

HOW