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New fanfic trope proposal: Critique My Dick Pic

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Yes, but like, (half) muggles speaking in muggle references/slang, like:

Way to eloquent and articulate Muggleborn-Slytherins don’t say shit like “Mudblood” because it’s just fucking wrong, so instead they say: “your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.” or “you wouldn’t be able to remove a pebble from your shoe with the instructions on the heel!” or “ if your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off!”

and sassy Ravenclaws, absolutely fed up with people asking to copy their homework even though they didn’t do it either, screeching: “I desire that we better be strangers.” and “YOU EGG!” and “If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Voldemort, Lestrange and you, I would shoot you twice.” or “some bring happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.”

also, surprisingly explosive Hufflepuffs: “Don’t fool yourself, my dear. You are much worse than a bitch. You are a saint. Which shows why saints are dangerous and undesirable.” and also, “Dwight! You IGNORANT SLUT!” and let’s not forget: “You pathetic, short little man. You don’t have any friends or any family or any land!”

And then, of course, the Gryffindors: "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?” followed by:“You know, I’d almost forgotten what your eyes looked like. Still the same. Pissholes in the snow.” and finally: “Even if I were blind, desperate, starved and begging for it on a desert island, you’d be the last thing I’d ever f*ck.”

All in all, there are so many great muggle insults, I genuinely don’t understand why anyone would want to go with something as racist and discriminating and kind of boring as “mudblood”.

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matching lolita coords for you and your crime gf

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☆ Happy lunar dog year! here are some mythological best friends to kick it off in cuteness! ☆

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Blue & tan is one of my favorite color combinations that I never use~ This piece is for the POW! WOW! Hawaii 2018 group show, curated by Thinkspace Art and on view February 3rd - 24th at the Honolulu Museum of Art School.