Orion

Orion | 25 | ADHD | Queer | Artist | -> my artfight <- | multifandom -> I have so many side blogs but posts do breach containment occasionally | I have a spn sideblog

[actuallyorion]

To be loved, is to be changed. Happy belated anniversary to them <3

This is nowhere near perfect but I’m happy with how it turned out anyway.

[20thcenturywomen2016]

I was born in the right generation I love making 1-6 note posts and being annoying on tumblr

[ratsoupee]

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[kit-screams-into-the-void]

artfight was down yesterday so i decided to exercise my free will as an artist

[lemonheadart]

@desmess he got home after farming dragon parts and is now resting

Del's original awesome drawing of awesome outfits

[lcdlcdlcd]

dont worry abt him, he’s right where he wants to be

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3

Simon (Iron Lung)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

[sanjiphernalia]

everyone vote simon for me please it's very important to my mental health (guy who is actively waiting in a virtual waiting room for a therapist)

[salingley]

I saw a previous post about the 2026 Sexy Man polls between Simon the Butcher and Gomez Addams and how Gomez would want Simon to win.

I agree. Even the Addams', the whole family, would want him to win. He is covered in blood, we saw him shirtless before we heard his name, and is played by the internet's dad. Gomez has been a respected member since well before Tumblr, it's time to let new blood in. Pun absolutely intended.

I'm now picturing them adopting Simon, and Gomez being ecstatic: he just got a new son.

"The old boy got shoved in a blood ocean in a tankard? Truly an adventure!"

"It was hell on earth... I saw things you don't want to see..."

"THERE'S THE SPIRIT, LAD! Now - how do you like your liquor? We must celebrate you and your accomplishments!"

[salingley]

Trust. Thank you Monika.

Now. *ahem,* to help with the hive mind.

UNUS-

[wave-beat]

ANNUS

[salingley]

UNUS

[wave-beat]

ANNUS

[salingley]

UNUS

(Also next year, we have to put one of the egos in. I'm thinking Eric Derekson, the Host, or Bing)

[wave-beat]

ANNUS

(Warfstash was in, but he lost to sexy russain santa)

[salingley]

UNUS

(I saw that. God speed Warfy. He slept with Mrs. Claus and he had to deal with many, MANY boos. It's a miracle he survived the boos that he did!)

[wave-beat]

ANNUS

(Warfstash would be proud of Simon tho)

[salingley]

UNUS

(But of course.

"Now, if you don't win - don't worry! You just find the other guy's wife, and you seduce her... oh-ho... that's an ol' reliable strategy. OH the memories! And I'm sure you'd do swell with that! You and your handsome face, and those big strong arms! And your lucious... blood-drenched... locks!"

"I'm surprised you haven't told me to shoot them..."

"Oh believe you me, I've tried. But that nutcase and I turned it into a duel of pistols at dawn! Fun chap- reminded me of how I could wield sword! Now where I learned that... I... don't remember..."

Wilford would then have a PTSD flashback. Probably from the Great War, but it's so repressed he doesn't know why.)

[wave-beat]

ANNUS

(Real and true)

[salingley]

UNUS

(Addams would totally make him something like Bloodied Ladyfingers (really just weird looking cherry tirumasu with an odd aftertaste) and it would be a really quiet party welcoming in New-Son Simon, Twice-Removed-By-One Arm.

Also, YES. GO VOTE. WE ARE DOING MARK PROUD BY MAKING A PLAN.)

[wave-beat]

ANNUS

(Another reason to vote Simon is the fact that Iron Lung got snubbed in the national film festival)

[salingley]

UNUS

(THEY WHAT?! THOSE - THOSE FOOLS-)

[wave-beat]

ANNUS

(Yeah. At least Caroline Kaplan got best actress!)

[salingley]

UNUS

(AS SHE SHOULD!

Also, it's still really funny that the photo used was Simon with his shirt off. I feel like people would want the man crying more.)

[wave-beat]

ANNUS

(We love a good man boob)

[salingley]

UNUS

(I always did say, the main exceptions for Lesbians are Hugh Jackman, Norman Reedus, and Mark Fischbach.)

[wave-beat]

ANNUS

(Mark just has that power)

[salingley]

UNUS

(WE MOVED IT. .01 MOVE IN OUR FAVOUR. GO VOTE NOW. I'M LINKING THE POLL HERE NOW.)

[salingley]

Unus...?

Unus..?

Unus...?!

(Please don't let him drown in the Blood Ocean.)

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3

Simon (Iron Lung)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

[icarusredwings]

YOURE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I’m sorry

[littleredhotsridinghood]

Guys please this is literally the wettest cat of a man.

[tidal-rose-the-space-dragon]

WE NEED SIMON TO WIN. MARKITITTIES MUST KILL THE PRESIDENT

[actualtree]

ITS ONLY JULY FIRST

[coolsadtrash]

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

thank you for following me I have nothing to offer

[sjonni33]

hatsune leon!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) [ko-fi / alt on my patreon]

reblogs very much encouraged and appreciated!!

[waldos-art]

From @tentakrool: simon and ryland cuddled up in a bed reading a book about ocean creatures <3

Ugh I love them being cuddly and cute! Maybe don't read that chapter aloud though, Ryland....

[kaijuno]

Tantrum hole

[garbage-empress]

Waste pipe for the cream cheese frosting factory

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[technically-human]

Rocky chose a hand to match Grace's scar!

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 3

Simon (Iron Lung)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

[tauri91]

Vote Simon! Even an Addams would appreciate a man who went into a blood ocean!🩸