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@adamastache
The Teft battle was one year ago. Time flies like a windrunner. Time to read them all again. And hey, if you've got the itch to write some stormlight smut. And are in need of a versatile match for your lass, lad or lads. Why not consider Teft.
Since my last Kaladin Dalinar post ive fallen into a wormhole
I’ve decided that I just want a nice older man to hold me and tell me everything is okay. Now how have you come to that conclusion you may ask
Well
I’ve now read (almost) every Kaladin/Dalinar, Kaladin/Teft, Dalinar/Teft, and Kaladin/Dalinar/Teft fics on Ao3,,,
All I must say is that there is no where near enough comfort/actual romance for these poor canonically fucked up characters, yeah yeah let them fuck but I want Teft being so gentle and sweet my teeth could fall out!! Let Dalinar be lovey ahhhhhh. Let Kaladin be LOVED, that man is sad and an orgasm can’t fix everything tbh
My very very guilty pleasure in fanfics is the nightmare trope and hurt/comfort. Like person A wakes up from a nightmare and person B comforts them back to sleep. I know it’s basic but MMM it’s SO GOOD. (Don’t try to read in on my mental state and why I yearn for angst and comfort that’s for a therapist to discover not me) There is SO MUCH potential in these pairings for this like let any of them have a nightmare I’m not even picky anymore. Imagine Dalinar waking from an awful Evi dream or something sad and fucked up and Kaladin holding him AUGH
And sure I could write my own fics and although I haven’t written in years I still might but some of y’all write so well sigh.
Anyways should out to the old man fuckers and those of us who have the demon in our soul who just want to fuck an old man
ALSO my blog is a safe space so PLEASE share all the Teft Kaladin or Dalinar Kaladin fics and fanart bc community is good and yeah lol
..."who just want to fuck an old man"
*head jolts up, ears pricked* Oh, SHIT YEAH!
Would anyone be interested in following a Tumblr account that only posted whatever new Cosmere or Stormlight fic was just uploaded to ao3?
Does that interest you?
Yes I would follow an all-Cosmere account
I would only follow if it was Stormlight only
I would only follow a different specific cosmere thing (Mistborn, Elantris)
I wouldn't follow but I would reblog
I would only follow for specific tags (Rating)
I would only follow for specific tags (any other filter, get in the comments)
I wouldn't follow but I support your insanity
I'm Szeth/an illiterate Vorin man/nuance (get in the comments)
I am simply the storm and I cannot change (not interested)
Picked up a pizza for dinner. As he handed me the pizza through the window, he said "And my personal favorite part. The food."
Except he accidentally said fart instead of part. "My personal favorite fart"
...pffffftttt hehehehe
QUESTION
Does a person's jizzum glow if they've taken in Stormlight
QUESTION
Does a person's jizzum glow if they've taken in Stormlight
Look, there's no denying it. We all know Teft has some hidden sexual fantasy or kink that he's harbored for years. What do you suppose it is?
Look, there's no denying it. We all know Teft has some hidden sexual fantasy or kink that he's harbored for years. What do you suppose it is?
Edit: My guess is snowballing. Either with his partner the usual way or after he finishes he just gets down in there and snowballs himself
Im thinking of starting a tag game where authors from Ao3 share why they chose their usernames, if it has a meaning and if so, then what is it. Cuz im CURIOUS and I wanna know if there are any stories behind them.
I’ll go first. I’m calcifur on Ao3. Most would know thats the name of the flame guy from Howl’s moving castle. I loved the name and always thought that’s what I would name my cat if I ever got one of my own. So it’s my username and both my blog name.
Mm no pressure tags to @cuubism @cosmereplay and @foiazoli
On AO3, I’m Silvermoonwater. If you think that looks like something chosen by a 12 year old, you would be correct. It was my first ever screen name, and I used it everywhere. I eventually decided it wasn’t very good and stopped using it in new places, but I never changed it where I already had it. (My AO3 account is old) As for why I picked it in the first place, I was just stringing together things I liked. I was in my greek mythology phase at the time (not my percy jackson phase, that came later) and I picked “silver” and “moon” for Artemis, and “water” for Poseidon, my two favorites. Extremely genius symbolism there, I know.
Foiazoli can be broken down into two parts. “Zoli” is half of a different screen name I stopped using a few years back that I created by smashing bits and pieces of my deadname together until they created a new name. I abandoned that screen name along with my deadname, but Zoli was cool so I kept it. “Foia” is just a keysmash. I tried several keysmashes to go with Zoli, and picked the nicest looking result.
Fun game! I’m tagging @adamastache @embersonawind and @natequarter
We all have our "12yr old username" stories. Mine is lost to time, maybe for the best lol.
My username, pronounced Adama + Stache, is taken from the '03 Battlestar Galactica show. Admiral Adama grows a terrific pornstache at one point and it gained an affectionate fan name. It even has its own silly wikipedia page! First Google result if you're curious.
I still have to write that fic where someone takes his pornstache for a ride. Anyways, if you haven't joined in this ask game yet, pretend I tagged you.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kaladin/Teft (Stormlight Archive) Characters: Kaladin (Stormlight Archive), Teft (Stormlight Archive) Additional Tags: Bondage, Oral Sex, BDSM, Power Dynamics, Orgasm Control, Bottom Kaladin (Stormlight Archive), Submissive Kaladin (Stormlight Archive), <- HOW is that not a tag????, Teft’s firemoss addiction, Love Confessions, Anal Sex, Wall Sex, Crying During Sex Series: Part 6 of Kaladin and Teft have a good fucking time Summary:
“What torture,” Teft agreed. “Letting me suck you off while I re-learn how to deep throat.”
“It’s hardly sucking me off if I’m not getting off, now, is it?”
“Oh, you will. But before then, this belongs to me.” Teft bent and took Kaladin back into his mouth. Kaladin moaned wantonly, and pre-come hit Teft’s tongue. He forced him deeper, dragging that bitterness to the back of his throat where he didn’t taste it as much.
“Yeah,” Kaladin agreed breathily. “If that’s what you want to do with it, you can own my cock for a while.”
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Hiiiiiiii I’m back on my Kal/Teft bullshit! This first chapter is just straight porn, but chapter 2 has the guys actually using their words to talk about their feelings for once, like I’ve been promising.
Do any of y'all do pixel art? I've been very inspired by some filet crochet charts I've been seeing lately that depict cool scenes of like knights and dragons and stuff. I've been struck by the (perhaps overly ambitious) idea to make a curtain with a similar vibe, but stormlight themed. I don't have the skill to draw up a chart that detailed myself though. Filet crochet charts are 2-color pixelated images. I've been messing around a bit and have some results that are okay, but if someone wants to collaborate with me on this that'd be really cool!
So anyway I had a blast writing some horny and saccharinely-sweet married Dalinar/Navani for @isdalinarhot 's FTH gift fic 😏
Dalinar👏 gets👏 pegged👏 aka A Sample Size of One
Full work and kind of a hot mess of tags on AO3; a little teaser excerpt below!
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The phallus Navani straps on isn’t particularly large; but then, she can’t quite imagine wanting anything huge rammed up her backside, either. Not that she has any experience in that particular department, on the giving or the receiving end.
She’s still vaguely surprised that Dalinar does have that experience. Though perhaps she shouldn’t be; she’d certainly heard things about what soldiers got up to, travelling on long campaigns and sharing barracks as they did.
In any case, it had been quite the conversation she and Dalinar had had, embarrassing yet exciting all at once. Once Dalinar had made the suggestion, Navani had… pretty much interrogated him about what exactly he wanted. It had been rather fun watching her stoic wall of a husband blush and fidget like a youth when it came to explaining how, precisely, he wanted Navani to fuck him.
She might have teased him about it a little; Dalinar had teased her right back about taking notes of his answers.
In her defense, the notes had been extremely helpful. She’d studied them privately. And extensively.
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Doing my part to spread the word. If you see this chump on any of your works, delete it and carry on with your day. I'm having a bit of fun with this fuckass to see if they comment back
Username: gojotheartist, gojoartist69
SA Kink Meme - October - Retrospective
It's October and for some strange reason, there's a lot of whump and kink going around...must be the change in weather. Anyways, I know ya'll are busy creating your own amazing shit and I don't intend to take away from that energy(thrill? yes, thrill). So here's something fun to do whenever you need a break. Hopefully it keeps you in the storming mood!
*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once
finally someone says something kind of titillating
Is this a safe space to confess that Kaladin’s official design looks a lot like my mom when she was a teenager 😔😔😔 Everytime I see him I just think “Mom.”
Someone on here posted a photo with a caption like "this is how I picture Teft" and it was a man that my dad very consistently gets told he looks like. That one was pretty bad for me, personally.
Writing stormlight archive fic invariably means one of two things: going back and inserting emotion spren where appropriate because you forgot about them and had to fix it; or adding the Mysteriously Missing Spren tag on AO3 because you forgot about them and couldn't be arsed to fix it
