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I HAVE A SCAR ON MY HAND FROM MY SISTER STABBING ME AND ITS VERY SAD FOR ME BECAUSE I HAVE A THING ABOUT WHERE IM ALLOWED TO HAVE SCARS AND MY HANDS ARE NOT ONE OF THOSE PLACES.

I'm very careful about not scarring my hands and my face because thats not allowed. And my sister just decides to fucking stab me.

#scars #hands #stabbing

whumpfish

Notes on passing out from pain

-it's a dramatic concept, but it's not dramatic for the person it happens to. There's no warning or noticable buildup, you just fade out

-by the time you're at the point of passing out, the crescendo of pain that causes it has been there for some time, there's not really a sudden spike that sets it off

-essentially your brain decides "this has been going on a really long time and it doesn't look like we can stop it so I'm just going to shut off and hope it goes away"

-it doesn't last long, just 5-15 minutes at a time, followed by you being awake and in pain for about the same time before your brain goes "whoops, guess it's not over" and shuts off again

-this on again off again bullshit can go on for HOURS, basically as long as you are in that level of pain (i.e. I woke up at 8am and it's now 1pm; I have passed out more than a dozen times)

-the worst part is that you don't notice it happening

-it's incredibly aggravating especially when you dream about being productive/somewhere else/wherever you planned to go before this bullshit wrecked your day while you're out, and then have to wake up to another round of passing out without having accomplished a goddamn thing

-it's also aggravating because you can't control it; you can't see it coming so you can't fight it, your brain just decides it knows better than you and shuts off

-so imagine a whumpee who keeps passing out and dreaming of rescue, or completing their mission, or escaping the whumper, or fighting back (and winning)

-imagine this happening over and over, not just aggravating but horribly traumatic and essentially a kind of torture in itself, their own body and brain betraying them

-passing out from pain is a pain in the ass, feel free to explore every aspect of it

adamsadumbass

So that's what the fuck was going on. Good to know, ya know, for next time. Maybe I won't panic next time.

#that fucking sucked at the time #terrible #ill come back to this later

psychophancy-deactivated2021072

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.

doodleboots-deactivated20190129

How did you make me read this with my own eyes.

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eternal-fractal

I can actually translate anything, as long as it's not an actual language. My ability covers

Children

You when you're talking too fast

What you're trying to say when you cant talk

All charades

High dudes on weed

Short people

The general meaning of something in Spanish sometimes

Jaden Smith tweets

Weird noises cars are making

Dog emotions and expressions

Oh it also works for cats

men/straights (tm) trust me I was one once

Baby boomers

sartorialadventure

fullymechanized-consoomer

At the annual Houston RenFest we’d always get one or two furries that walk around and every time the general reaction from the medieval roleplayers is akin to “BEASTS? BEASTS THAT WALK LIKE MAN? FOUL!”

Last time I went a furry volunteered for an impromptu conversion/exorcism and a guy dressed as a monk gathered a bunch of people and using a Gatorade bottle performed an entire catholic christening while reading off the instructions on his Ipad. When the furry was fully “converted” he removed the head of his costume and everyone in the crowd pretended to freak out and say shit like “GlORY BE HE IS SAVED” “CHRIST HAS BROKEN HIS CURSE”

patchoulism

avengersincorrectquotes

Tony: you use more emojis than anyone i know

Peter: I have a lot of emojions

peter: im very emojional

avengersincorrectquotes

Loki: oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”

loki: but when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”

showerthoughtspost

Someone developed the internet without the help of internet.

adamsadumbass

I dont like this post

#it makes me hoghly uncomfortable #i domt loke thinking about existence

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eternal-fractal

maybe if we gave the boomers a meme saying “ok gen z” so they can have something too, will get them to calm down, and let us give them a new thing to cry about once we laugh at those who use it.

fangedprince-reblogs

my mum has already retailated by saying this and it’s so fucking funny because she can never remember the term “gen z” so it always goes like this:

“Okay boomer”

“okay genyz… gens… generation p… gen.. OKAY GEN Z” cue my mums triumphant laughter

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eternal-fractal

aw. i would do that with my mom but shes not a boomer

transcatgirl551

Maso, boomer is a mindset

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eternal-fractal

I know. Shes not a boomer in age, or mindset.

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