i feel like i'm chosen

selective / mildly private randy orton. est. 062011

[adaptorprish-blog]

starter call ~

cause i’m back from a spontaneous hiatus.

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starter call ~

cause i’m back from a spontaneous hiatus.

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starter call ~

cause i’m back from a spontaneous hiatus.

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starter call ~

cause i’m back from a spontaneous hiatus.

[adaptorprish-blog]

starter call ~

cause i’m back from a spontaneous hiatus.

[gaynehollander]

if we’re mutuals, and I don’t care whether we’ve been mutuals for twelve (12) minutes or three (3) years, you can send me a message any time about any thing. family life is shit? bitch, tell me about it and even if I can’t help, I can listen. struggling with mental illness and feel like you can’t talk to anyone? talk to me. literally. you always can. saw a cute cat? SEND THAT BITCH MY WAY

[adaptorprish-blog]

starter call ~

cause i’m back from a spontaneous hiatus.

[adaptorprish-blog]

starter call ~

cause i’m back from a spontaneous hiatus.

[adaptorprish-blog]

starter call ~

cause i'm back from a spontaneous hiatus.

[adaptorprish-blog]

muse is a lil meh so excuse my absence,

im on kik like always tho ortonx

[rarerpmemes]

ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER: GRAND THEFT AUTO; STARTER SENTENCES.

❛ Did a front flip, landed on my head. ❜

❛ He looks like a doberman trying to fit through a cat door. ❜

❛ It was like a mobster movie. ❜

❛ I love pissing on men. ❜

❛ Just shoot their parachutes. See what happens. ❜

❛ Do you have a bounty on your head? ❜

❛ I thought you were a cop. ❜

❛ We just rolled through the buffet line. ❜

❛ I’m just happy nobody saw the way I died! ❜

❛ I’m in a submarine! ❜

❛ How about a false dawn? ❜

❛ Of course, it had to be a cop car… ❜

❛ Just blaze! ❜

❛ This is scary. This is scary. Get in the car… er, plane. Whatever. ❜

❛ Just happy it wasn’t me this time. ❜

❛ My message was ‘would you kindly get the fuck out?’ ❜

❛ Woowoo! The Fuck Train has no brakes! Woowoo! ❜

❛ Smoking is bad for your health! ❜

❛ I bet you didn’t expect a backflip! ❜

❛ Someone stole my hair for my birthday! ❜

❛ Who thought starting a race would be so much fun? ❜

❛ God, this is just too epic for me to say anything! ❜

❛ Yup. Figured that would happen if I waited long enough. ❜

❛ Did anyone get an angle on that? ❜

❛ I think that hobo’s on fire… ❜

❛ That was 100% an accident! ❜

❛ Ohh, now our van’s all clean and new… no personality! I’m gonna run it into something. ❜

❛ That was… err… welp… my bad. ❜

❛ I thought I was killing at an optimum level… ❜

❛ Look at all my cars! ❜

❛ Everyone’s just running over these dead bodies! ❜

❛ I’m makin’ a square! Ghost geometry! ❜

❛ Bup-badoo’ is not scary! ❜

❛ What? I didn’t shoot you did I? ❜

❛ I have the creepiest smile on my face… in the game. ❜

❛ _____… close your mouth, put your shoes back on and think before you speak. ❜

❛ I think between heists, I got gay. ❜

❛ Ever been robbed by six people at once? ❜

❛ No! I heard it! I heard the doot-doot! ❜

❛ The sky is a bigger place than the floor. ❜

❛ Don’t be a wuss. ❜

❛ I was just hit by a really hard shot. ❜

❛ Why did the game let me make this decision? ❜

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rcbuild:

Honestly, he wasn´t even quite sure how they had ended up doing THIS, but it wasn´t as if he was complaining. He had always been a bit of a flirty person, but usually that was all there was to it. He didn´t really have time to date anyone and if they could have some fun, well who was he to complain?

He watched as the other man picked up another strawberry and dipped it into the chocolate and alright, so maybe this was a little more arousing than he thought it would be.

“Mhm…” A small chuckle fell from his lips then and he leaned in, picking up the strawberry with his mouth slowly, all the while never breaking eye contact. “Still delicious…” He then grinned.

he could feel a tingle along every inch of his skin as he watched seth take the strawberry, a jolt of electricity coupled with it thanks to the eye contact. licking at his lips, he rose a brow as he watched him carefully, almost as if he was analyzing every move the other was making.

randy was always like that in general, but with seth in particular. there was always something about the former shield member that had piqued randy’s interest from the beginning. at first, it was just his looks -- there was no way randy would ever admit that he wasn’t a good looking guy, and he would stare when he knew he wouldn’t be caught with about as little shame as one who was being sneaky could have. 

but then, randy was ‘stuck’ working with the shield and while he liked the other two guys, there was that enticing aura about the high-flyer. and he liked it. and him.

and somehow he managed to get himself caught up in this situation.

“got a little somethin’.” he reached over with his free hand, brushing his thumb against his lips to wipe off some stray chocolate, and without missing a beat, he brought his hand back to his own face to gently suck the chocolate off the pad of his thumb. “there.”

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wonderbvlla:

Randy was a sight to see when he was just being well, himself. But seeing him be this goofy and playful only made her fall in love with him more. If by any chance her phone would of been near, Nikki without any doubt filmed him to keep that video only for herself to see. “Babe, you shouldn’t be embarrassed. I mean, seriously, you only practice your bellyflops, that’s all”, letting out a small giggle, the brunette passed her fiance a towel to dry himself up. Of course she won’t mind watching him as he is, with water droplets sliding down that tan skin, through all the grooves, that Randy’s muscles provided. Biting down on her bottom lip, she pinned her hair higher, exposing her skin more to the sun. “Want to help me with putting the sunscreen on? I couldn’t quite reach my shoulders, so…”

gently scrubbing the towel over the side of his neck to dry himself off, he watched her with a brow risen and a smirk beginning to form. lip biting was always more than enough to get his attention and she knew it, but he forced himself to be ‘well behaved.’ for now, at least. “this is just like one of those movies.” he snorted, tossing his now damp towel onto the nearby chair before picking up the sunscreen. reaching for her,  he gave her a gentle shove forward to get in properly before his brow rose, “do you even want to sit up? or would you rather lie down?”

[wrathofdragons]

[TEXT] “Oreos”

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youngmarvel:

DATE & TIME: JUNE 1, 2010 - 4:44 PM

[ text - randy o. ]: I know that I’m the one living with /you/, but… I really feel like we should discuss the fact that you ate the last bag of Oreos.

[ sms ]: and what exactly would u like to discuss about it? [ sms ]: i like oreos.

[rollinsdaily]

[r-a-n-d-y-o-r-t-o-n]

[spittletooth]

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