Nandor: “Guillermo and I are officially a couple now! I know this is very exciting but-“
Nadja: “Finally! It was honestly pathetic having to see-“
Nandor: “I know, it was so embarrassing having to see Guillermo lust after me all these years.”
Nadja: “What? No! Having to see you pining after him like a baby donkey! We kept thinking just fuck him already Guillermo, please, for all our sakes!”
Lazslo: “We even considered paying Gizmo to do it, but then realized we didn’t actually have any money.”
Nandor: “Pining?! Nandor the relentless doesn’t do any pining! Especially not for a human!”
Colin Robinson: “Actually, as someone who has been feeding off of you two for almost 2 decades now, it was, one could say pathetic, seeing you do everything to get Guillermo’s attention. I mean the wedding was just-“
Nadja, Laszlo, Nandor: “Shut up, Colin Robinson!”