Nandor: âGuillermo and I are officially a couple now! I know this is very exciting but-â
Nadja: âFinally! It was honestly pathetic having to see-â
Nandor: âI know, it was so embarrassing having to see Guillermo lust after me all these years.â
Nadja: âWhat? No! Having to see you pining after him like a baby donkey! We kept thinking just fuck him already Guillermo, please, for all our sakes!â
Lazslo: âWe even considered paying Gizmo to do it, but then realized we didnât actually have any money.â
Nandor: âPining?! Nandor the relentless doesnât do any pining! Especially not for a human!â
Colin Robinson: âActually, as someone who has been feeding off of you two for almost 2 decades now, it was, one could say pathetic, seeing you do everything to get Guillermoâs attention. I mean the wedding was just-â
Nadja, Laszlo, Nandor: âShut up, Colin Robinson!â