To Infinity and Beyond!

Hey! Umm.....I don't really know what to say so... follow me!

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[claviclez]

[trr3rr]

[thatfunkyopossum]

[durnesque-esque]

[oatmealaddiction]

[psyduckscience]

[tokidokifish]

[the-dread-prevails]

[alemanriq]

[animusrox]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[moshita-deactivated20180620]

[tinygaysouffle]

bUT SEX ED IN SCHOOL WILL CORRUPT THE CHILDREN IT’S OKAY THEIR PARENTS WILL TELL THEM

[homoluigi]

Im the parent putting doctor pepper in my kids bottle

[gahdamnpunk]

[minalovebot]

[onlytwitterpics]

[refinery29]

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[accras]

“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

[startrekrenegades]

[Dad: How’m I doing on your hair? Child: Good! Dad: Let’s see, do I need more grease? Child: Yes. You need more grease on there. Dad: More grease? And then what? Child: And then you gonna need to brush it, and then you put a band on there. Dad: A band on it? Child: Yeah! Dad: Aww.. Child: You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job! Dad: Aww, thank you, sweetheart, so much! Daddy’s trying, doing the best I can. Thank you so much. Child: You’re welcome! Dad: I’m almost done! Child: You been doing great! Dad: Aw baby, thank you so much, you’re so encouraging to Dad. Thank you. Child: You’re welcome. Dad: I really appreciate you so much. You’re so awesome. Daddy getting your ponytails ready for school.]

[gardnerhill]

Interrupting all the political ugliness to make you melt with cute.

[sangrexderramada]

Me as a father

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

this is so pure

[valerie1972]

Kids that age are parrots of tone and phrasing. So the whole bit with “You’re getting it through! You’re almost done! You’re doing a good job!” means that there is at least one adult, if not more, in her life that regularly talks to her that way.

Everything about this video makes me happy.

[randomslasher]

this is the purest thing I have ever seen in my life. *wipes away a tear* I am blessed to have seen this.

[worldwariotwo]

this isn’t a meme but you all can deal its so good

[ladyshinga]

[ourfandomcrazyuniverse]

Imagine showing this to someone even a year ago

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nerdygaymormon]

[crimewave420]

[bob-belcher]

[teacher-wangji]

Sharing this because:

Many teachers on this platform would benefit from this info.

Many nonteachers need to understand that this will be what their teachers'/teacher friends' lives consist of for the next year.

[ricepisspee]

im gonna make garlic meringues

[lemondropleaf]

or you could reconsider?

[ricepisspee]

no like legit!! I could totally just, skip the sugar, add a little salt and some raw garlic/garlic powder, set that shit to 225 and bake for 75 minutes. I honestly don’t see why this wouldn’t work

[ricepisspee]

shit man I could do all KINDS of flavors. Italian sausage. Rosemary. Salt. Add food coloring to differentiate what’s what. im SO doing this later

[bea2me]

Savory meringue? I'm going to need follow up on this. I'm guessing it will be like fleeting croutons but enquiring minds

[ricepisspee]

everyone give me flavor ideas. this is gonna be just like that time I tried to use drink mix in meringues but worse <3

[ricepisspee]

as it turns out, salt breaks down egg whites. the only ones that worked were the garlic ones and they tasted like garlic dirt so I tossed them. do not try this

[bea2me]

Thank you for the sad but important update. Now we know why these don't already exist. My last savory experiment proved that garlic ice cream hasn't gone mainstream because it tastes like frozen Alfredo sauce, so you can file that under time saved

[zoi-no-miko]

.... This exchange is magical

[bambi-zeppeli]

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED TAMPONS. THATS LIKE BEING GROSSED OUT BY UNUSED NAPKINS, OR CLEAN SHEETS, OR CLEAN UNDERWEAR. LIKE OMG ITS NOT GOING TO HURT YOU. ITS CLEAN. TAMPONS EXIST WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED OR HIDE THEM. ugh

[wittyandcharming]

Once I had an unopened box of tampons in plain view and my stepdad acted like that was some huge breach of social etiquette. I asked why on earth he was acting so weird about it, and he said, “Well you wouldn’t want me leaving a box of condoms lying around would you?”

Okay first of all, that you’re even implying that tampons and condoms are comparable items is fucking stupid since condoms are used for sex and tampons are used to like, you know, not bleed all the fuck over ourselves during this biological function none of us can stop. So that begs the question of why the fuck you’re sexualizing periods or items required to live hygienically during one, wherein the answer is that you believe vaginas are inherently sexual and only exist as something to stick your dick in. Because me leaving an unopened box of tampons in view is literally the same thing as leaving a stick of deodorant or a bar of fucking soap out on the counter if you’re considering them by their function. But God forbid I remind you vaginas exist in neutral everyday circumstances and that they don’t just manifest when you wanna fuck one.

[herfleur-deactivated20250810]

Lots of important lines in here

[shysmitchell]