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+ I am simply Add Trash. Go check out this Raven Scrub over here, Nori.

[tamamita]

I haven’t watched Naruto, but did he die at the end?

[friendshipismax]

Nope. He becomes the Hokage like he always wanted to be and becomes a father. 

[tamamita]

Then I will finish the job

[novellaqueen]

do older generations not get fatalistic humor?? like the other day my friend’s parents were hanging around and we were joking and i was like “well no matter what i can always fling myself off the nearest cliff” and they didn’t laugh then later the mom pulled me aside and was like “maybe you should get some help, sweetie” like stfu?? help? in this economy? i don’t think so, debra

[chazzaroo47]

I honestly don’t think they get it as a coping mechanism, they think it’s a cry for help rather than actually helping.

[kingloptr]

i’d even say it’s past just coping and is also now a category of Stuff Kids Got Used To When No One Was Looking; not everyone using that humor is even covering up something bigger, we just stopped thinking fatalistic = taboo/unspeakable somewhere along the line, and most parents don’t seem to know why or how ~

[chainerstorment]

My boss opened a door and missed me by inches, he said “whoops, almost killed you there!” My result of “Oh, if only.” Led to an awkward end of shift debrief.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

This generation shares the same humor as the goddamn Addams Family and the previous generation is the White Sixties Family™ that lives next door and runs away screaming at the end of the episode

[monodialogue-blog]

[grittysiren]

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

[idrils]

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

once upon a time young young teenage me used to write fan fiction like my life depended on it, new fics every week and I had no idea there was someone out there printing out my fics and putting them in a box to read when they needed something to cheer them up

anyways fast forward to 20 year old me on my third date with Emily and she mentions offhand that she’s got this box of fic she printed out and saved

it’s a few months later after that and she shows me one of the fics in the box and holy shit that’s my garbage fic from so long ago

anyways my point is life is a fucking trip my dude

[maglorsgap-deactivated20170817]

i still remember when we found this out. i don’t think either of us stopped yelling for hours

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

look it’s been eight years and I’m still like LMAO I MARRIED A FAN

[mc-dude]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever read in my whole life

[kaidaned]

I don’t think I ever shared this story so I’ll share it now. By far THE best interaction I had while working at GameStop was when this older woman, probably in her mid to late 70’s, came in asking for games she could play that were similar to The Witcher 3 because she had completed the entire game, despite hating the game mechanics. When I asked her what she liked about the game that made her want to finish it, she looked me straight in the eye and deadass said, “Geralt.” So basically this elderly woman competed every single mission in The Witcher 3 solely because of how hot she found Geralt. I died. And set her up with a copy of Uncharted after she gave Nathan Drake her Hot Boy™ seal of approval.

[mr-stylefile]

I was watching this video and they started talking about theories and my fav one is that Allura has to pilot the black lion and Shiro can communicate with her through the astral plane place where he fought zarkon

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[i-speak-gae]

I think we finally have the award for the dorkiest figure skater ever 😂

[midforde]

[coolchevistianofficialsite]

Jack’s back on 03.11.17!

[do-you-have-a-flag]

technology related sensory memories from my childhood

sliding the metal cover on floppy disks

the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes

ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paper 

rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo

[mm-imagerie]

The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint

Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked

The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass

The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover

The sound effects in kidpix

Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands

[sahdirah]

…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.

[archangelruind]

my friend is studying for the mcat and was just trying to explain to me about heat transfer and she said ‘you know, like the reason you get cold when you go outside on a freezing day is that your tiny human body is trying to warm up the entire universe’ and i think that’s the best thing i have ever heard

[telesilla]

I kind of needed this today. Thank you.

[t-stray]

Here is more Undertaker for those who wanted!

©Yana Toboso

[agentwashingtonslocker]

EVERYONE GO HOME THIS IS THE BEST ONE

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[katsu-nikii]

Season 2 hc: Everyone grows attached to Yuuri in Russia and Victor has some Regrets ™

Or: my excuse to draw domestic Russian family + Yuuri

[earthdoge-deactivated20170705]

THE HEADCANON I WILL FIGHT FOR

[sweetfrostedyurios]

THISSSSS!

[miimeverse]

[madelynhimegami]

whose child is this

[crikeydave-deactivated20151111]